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Chris

Usually a big fat guy who ass crack hangs out all the time and low key smells like shit
Damn Chris's ass crack is always hangin out and. It smells hella bad
by Bansh January 20, 2017
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Some fat fuck that no one likes and is broke af and gay
chris is gay
by #Chris is gay May 15, 2018
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A guy who lives and works in Bournemouth.
One who drinks too much with people called Gary.
Generally says Do one far too much.
by Darren Swan January 29, 2008
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A long legged fag who tells people he has a huge dick but in reality it's smaller than a sea cucumber
My name is Chris I drive a Honda Civic and I cry when people talk about my dick
by Bigcat9797 May 20, 2016
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at first comes off as a pretty nice person. but once you get to know him he talks shit about everyone. always ends on bad terms. only has a couple weird friends but acts like he’s the shit. overall one of the most selfish people i’ve ever met and i’ve never been so happy for someone to be cut out of my life completely. :)
Person 1: omg I met the biggest asshole today. He called me fat and told me I was a hoe.
Person 2: oh, it must’ve been chris. Hes an irrelevant piece of shit
by glittergurl1234 June 13, 2018
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A lonely man who never has any friends, usually someone who is an asshole and tries way too hard to get a girlfriend. He usually will act like a badass even though he is a weak man. It is common for people with this name to be in a Choir or in Gym although he doesn't actually try.
by Not-A-Chris March 25, 2018
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Hemsworth? Evans? Pratt? Pine? You may never know what Chris a person is talking about but one thing is for sure he's gonna be pretty fuckin hot
Girl: Man I love Chris
Guy: what Chris?
Girl: Chris. Did I stutter?3
by Wagawagapacman May 29, 2019
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