Time Lincoln

When Abraham Lincoln obtained total cosmic awareness he became Time Lincoln. With his new found powers over timespace he fights crime and helps right wrongs using advanced technology from the future.

Holy balls Time Lincoln just saved me from getting hit by a bus.

by Mr Matxyzptlk February 19, 2009

clean time

clean time/ prison term for the hiatus of the last time some one gave head and swallowed.

e.g.#1 i would kiss jenny if I was you, she just walked out of the room with brent she has no clean time on her what so ever. - another classic example ,of ain"t telling were those lip have been. this term could be used to sex play people male or female. e.g#2 what kind of clan time you got on you.

by wic November 10, 2010

Mason time

The schedule or timetable used by disorganised people who can never arrive at any event anywhere near the time they intended

Person 1: Where the fuck is Jamie?
Person 2: That useless cunt, he's running on Mason time again

by curlyhairedman August 25, 2011

covid-time

The period of time defined by COVID-19's inundation upon the world, between its first appearance in late 2019 and ends (hopefully) with mass vaccination against it.

I haven't got a haircut during covid-time. It's just too much trouble wearing a mask while sheers are in use around my head. Just ask a certain politician in San Francisco.

by fcsuper September 10, 2020

stop time

A special time at which you must STOP.

Person 1: Omg, its, like, stop time! But I want to talk annoyingly more!

Person 2: NO. It's time to STOP!

by bruhthisismyhandle August 21, 2021

nap time

A time when married people with kids are supposed to have sex

Hey babe its nap time

by zackmonkey December 26, 2016

Greek Time

People of Greek descent are always late by at least 15 to 30 minutes.

I tell Nicole I’m going to pick her up 30 minutes earlier than I’m going to because she’s always late and runs on Greek time.

by Greekgirl88 May 30, 2020