Ticket

The price of something you paid for or somebody else paid for.

Damn I just dropped a ticket on these shoes!

by Greazy420 September 6, 2020

P1 Ticket

A giant Penis head masquerading as a person

Mr. Gates sure is a P1 Ticket today, he may be on his period.

by Ohyeahthatsthespot August 9, 2021

ticket tout

A person who asks people for their unexpired transit tickets and resells them to people for less money so they can save on the cost of a ticket which is an illegal practice.

I just saw a guy selling used tickets get kicked out of the bus station by security for being a ticket tout.

by James_In_Ottawa October 14, 2020

Shittin Tickets

Phrase that will soon replace “toilet paper”

“Hey man, you got any spare shittin tickets?”
“Yeah I’ll throw em over”

by I’m Retartoad March 8, 2019

Ticket to Ride

Monopoly with railroads

Bob: You wanna play Ticket to Ride?

Tom: Isn't that just Monopoly with railroads?

by Ballsack Guy February 6, 2020

Shit ticket

When someone is comfortable enough to shit at your house.

"Dude I don't know when I gave you a shit ticket, but you're always blowing up my bathroom"

by smilingbananas May 29, 2016

ski lift ticket

Slang for cocaine

Hey bro, I'm looking for some ski lift tickets for the weekend... you have any?

by BigDSco April 19, 2018