TIRE TOUPEE

Any small furry road killed animal repeatedly flattened by tires upon the road surface to the point it resembles a toupee.

A road trodden and flattened animal carcass.

IT'S SUICIDE SQUIRREL SEASON !!!

KEEP YOUR EYES PEELED FOR THOSE FUZZY NUT GROPERS OR THEY WILL DART AT YOUR CAR AND BECOME A TIRE TOUPEE !

by Francis7 October 1, 2010

Scandinavian Toupee

The act of taking a serious poop on the scalp of another and vigorously caressing it into their roots.

Becka, your breff is harsh." "Nah, grl. That's just my Scandinavian Toupee.

by AlaLobstah January 2, 2011

tiddy-thumper

A person who sucks a woman's boobs.

That kid was a f*cking tiddy-thumper!

by Mr. Maloficits November 28, 2010

Hood Thumper

Hood Thumpers are those curiously tame rabbits that come looking for a snack under the bird feeder in your urban back yard. It's not clear where they come from or where they live, but they have a greater cuteness factor than that of the urban squirrel.

Bob: "Hey Tom, your cats are freaking out on the back porch, what's up with that?"

Tom: "Oh, they're really into those Hood Thumpers that are grazing beneath the bird feeders. Be careful when you step out or you'll trip over one!"

by yamageke July 7, 2011

horse thumper

Strangely obsessed with horses.

"Jenny is such a horse thumper, she attempts to know more than others"

by Satcasticsusan October 30, 2013

EBSCO Thumper

Someone who goes around beating people over the head with bad science they heard on a Youtube video without any idea what science actually is or how it works. It's often used to make a prejudice claim against Christians.

"Um, like, did you know that ants have been proven to make a call similar to a whales sneeze, like I have proof. D-news did a study or something."

"Praise be to D-news, EBSCO thumper."

by heyshimshambopbop June 21, 2014

tundra thumper

Tundra Thumper; one who dwells within the open plains of a frozen waste land. Most often a term to describe people from a village or small town. Usually a derogative term for a native of said place.

"Couple of Tundra Thumpers came into town last night."

by Indrid Tautry October 9, 2016