Big Mike got married without Hadi (Small Mike) knowing. Now, Big Mike has a child named Christopher. It is believed that Christopher is Hadi's long-lost brother.
by gregory for president January 17, 2023
Get the The Christopher Theorymug. Nelson's Theory: the act of naming something after oneself, no matter how trivial, in a selfish attempt to make themselves seem more important.
Nelson's Theory explains why medical textbooks abound with examples of people naming physiological phenomena after themselves. A perfect example is Fowler's position, which is used to describe simply a seated position in in bed.
by Muslim Goat February 14, 2022
Get the Nelson's Theorymug. When something has enough curviness and or human female characteristics, it tricks the male brain into being willing to have sex with it.
Friend 1: “Hey man look at the curves on that rock, that’s child bearing hips of I’ve ever seen any”
Friend 2: “I know right? It’s a classic case of Tele’s theory”
Friend 2: “I know right? It’s a classic case of Tele’s theory”
by RatKing130 August 8, 2023
Get the Tele’s theorymug. The theory is that a less than mid man has 1 or 2 experiences with a hot girl and begins to believe they are in the same league.
by wisconsinlover6974 May 8, 2023
Get the Pervert Theorymug. A theory that fast moving racecars on an oval causes a vortex of heated air that can temporarily halt rain, or stop rain entirely.
by Lexus14blacklist June 17, 2016
Get the Vortex Theorymug. by el.7 September 22, 2021
Get the connor’s theorymug. 1)belief that the truth usually lies at a mid point between two opposing views.
2)compromise is the best policy
2)compromise is the best policy
by D.Coder December 9, 2008
Get the theory of "middletivity"mug.