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Two Theory

When one makes a generalization on something, and there are only two examples in which said event has occurred.
Person 1: "Yeah, that person always sings".

Person 2: "He's only sang at your birthday, and at the store. Two theory".
by two theorizer April 3, 2010
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oreo theory

A threesome between 2 black females and one white male. The females make the cookie being on the outside and the male makes the stuffing.
Man I just performed the Oreo Theory last night!
by Huff_98 April 6, 2017
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bately theory

a theory you can always rely on during any given moment or scenario and it never disappoints : made by the very wise Bately herself
“whats newtons law when you have the Bately theory
by unkownratakaurmum March 8, 2023
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The Rohan Theory

The Rohan Theory is something that has been growing on this website for a time unprecedented. When it comes to searching Rohan on the Urban dictionary, the result will only one of two things, people who hate Rohans, or people who have a crush on them. mostly the latter.

Are some people jealous of what it means to be a true Rohan? or are there truly some dastardly Rohans out there. I can't say I know as I've never met a bad Rohan.

Any proof of a "dastardly Rohan" is to be provided to your local county sheriff for further insight into the phenomenon, For one bad Rohan can taint the reputation of all Rohans.
Subject 1: I've dedicated the last 3 years of my life exploring and studying The Rohan Theory to find out once and for all why there is no middle ground when they are addressed.

Subject 2: Middle ground?

Subject 1: People either love Rohans, or hate them, there's never an in-between, its positively Baffling.

Subject 2: What's Baffling is your inability to pull bitches, get a life, bro.
by swag be my balls January 2, 2023
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Music theory

The study of musical possibilities and historical practices involving musical notation and interpretation (essential for understanding the rest of the course) in a musicological approach.

- Music theory can be a tool box, a rule book (that can be broken), or a guideline for composers to help them develop their own ideas of composing their pieces of all genres with chord progressions, tonal & atonal harmony, melodic structuring and many more methods.

- Many modern contemporary composers have broken many of the common practice period composing rules; Claude Debussy, Igor Stravinsky & Ivan Shostakovich are notable examples.

- Jazz music theory, or known as jazz harmony uses similar approaches to Western harmony but often use harmonies that are often played within the genre with additional tension using 9th, 11th, and 13th chords with incorporated usages of modes, and dissonant chords (augmented & diminished chords) and chord progressions that aren’t conforming to traditional music theory.

- There are prominent theorists on YouTube such as Adam Neely, David Bruce, 8-Bit Music Theory, etc. that do analyses and compose pieces using methods of music theory as they explain viewers regardless of their knowledge input of theory.
“I wouldn’t say that music theory is a mandate, but it’s highly recommended if you’re willing to pursue in a musical career.”
by pineapple_sandwich January 4, 2021
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BecLee Theory

When two opposite genders have anal sexual intercourse, the male becomes the shit whereas the woman becomes the asshole
Male 1 "Have you heard about the BecLee theory?"

Male 2 "Yeah, it's about shit and asshole right?"

Male 2 "Pretty interesting theory"
by Prof. BecLee December 6, 2020
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Corndog Theory

Women only want your meat if you got the bread. (They only want to have sex if you have money)
Yo Justin I tested your corndog theory at the bar last night. Chick told me I was cute but wouldn't bang me cause I was broke.
by Upstrucknigga May 18, 2019
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