“How’s Jack?”
“Weather update: he cheated on me so I killed him”
“Nice”
Ps-i never killed somebody I just put it there for dark comedic reasons
“Weather update: he cheated on me so I killed him”
“Nice”
Ps-i never killed somebody I just put it there for dark comedic reasons
by Planetaceofspades June 16, 2024
Get the Weather updatemug. I've been a Dallas fan since I was born, but haven’t been actively watching the last 7 years, still a fan none the less. - Fair-weather fan.
by True Sports Fan September 18, 2019
Get the Fair-weather fanmug. One with whom you share quality time only when you each have something mutual to bitch about, and the rest of the time you have little in common to talk about.
Mike's a good ill weather friend. I was home late last night because we spent half an hour bitching about the boss, even though most of the time we don't really have a whole lot in common.
by Altreus September 11, 2010
Get the Ill weather friendmug. Weather ranging from very hot to freezing cold depending on where the sun is shining. This is commonly seen during transitional seasons such as autumn and spring.
Bea: Holy Moly, I'm so glad the sun is out. It is absolutely Moon weather in Chicago today.
Doris: I have no idea what that means.
Bea: Read a damn book, Doris!
Doris: I have no idea what that means.
Bea: Read a damn book, Doris!
by Dat Black Guy October 15, 2022
Get the Moon Weathermug. One who frequently utilizes the weather app on their phone to avoid awkward social situations or talking to the opposite sex. Paradoxically, also usually the person to ask "Where the hoes at?" upon arriving at a function.
by zorgid September 21, 2024
Get the weather app warriormug. by Johns November 14, 2023
Get the Weather app warriormug. KIM SEUNGMIN . He is sad when it’s cloudy and dark, he is also very happy and cheery when it is bright and sunny. He also thinks everyone else is sad when the weather is bad. He wishes he could hibernate like bears in winter.
Stay 1 : Seungmin sent frowning faces on bubble, I wonder if he is sad
Stay 2 : Oh, that’s just because it’s gloomy in Seoul today, he’s a little weather dragon.
Stay 2 : Oh, that’s just because it’s gloomy in Seoul today, he’s a little weather dragon.
by fanofmrmongmongman February 16, 2024
Get the Weather Dragonmug.