Weather update

When you have to announce something has changed
Based on ‘History of the World by Bill Wurtz

“How’s Jack?”
“Weather update: he cheated on me so I killed him”
“Nice”
Ps-i never killed somebody I just put it there for dark comedic reasons

by Planetaceofspades June 16, 2024

Fair-weather fan

Someone who is a fan of a team only when they are doing well.

I've been a Dallas fan since I was born, but haven’t been actively watching the last 7 years, still a fan none the less. - Fair-weather fan.

by True Sports Fan September 18, 2019

Ill weather friend

One with whom you share quality time only when you each have something mutual to bitch about, and the rest of the time you have little in common to talk about.

Mike's a good ill weather friend. I was home late last night because we spent half an hour bitching about the boss, even though most of the time we don't really have a whole lot in common.

by Altreus September 11, 2010

Moon Weather

Weather ranging from very hot to freezing cold depending on where the sun is shining. This is commonly seen during transitional seasons such as autumn and spring.

Bea: Holy Moly, I'm so glad the sun is out. It is absolutely Moon weather in Chicago today.

Doris: I have no idea what that means.
Bea: Read a damn book, Doris!

by Dat Black Guy October 15, 2022

weather app warrior

One who frequently utilizes the weather app on their phone to avoid awkward social situations or talking to the opposite sex. Paradoxically, also usually the person to ask "Where the hoes at?" upon arriving at a function.

Daquavion may act like he's great with girls, but he's really a weather app warrior.

by zorgid September 21, 2024

Weather app warrior

A guy who goes on the weather app when girls arrive instead of socializing with them.

Joe has no game, he’s a common example of a weather app warrior.

by Johns November 14, 2023

Weather Dragon

KIM SEUNGMIN . He is sad when it’s cloudy and dark, he is also very happy and cheery when it is bright and sunny. He also thinks everyone else is sad when the weather is bad. He wishes he could hibernate like bears in winter.

Stay 1 : Seungmin sent frowning faces on bubble, I wonder if he is sad
Stay 2 : Oh, that’s just because it’s gloomy in Seoul today, he’s a little weather dragon.

by fanofmrmongmongman February 16, 2024