The Seasonal Flu

The flu that looks like a pussy compared to The Swine.

"I think I've got The Seasonal Flu."

"At least you don't have The Swine. It's A LOT worse."

by southparkrox October 12, 2009

turtle season

When it’s cold out and your dick comes back up inside you

Turtle season is coming!

by Dadddyissssuessss December 7, 2017

ex season

The season of missing your ex and wanting to rekindle what you once had. Often during the time of June-December.

Do you think I should just text him? I mean, it isss ex season so why not

by Rileyjean September 3, 2019

Properly Seasoned

When you're not quite salty, but you're properly seasoned.

Bro, I just about to get the perfect spot in the parking lot when a guy jumped in and took it, I was salty for a second, but then I got the second best spot, so i'm just properly seasoned.

by MPRINZO January 29, 2019

Head season

Where boys become men. Endless ut2 miles for countless hours. Big hype for Horr

Sorry bro can't be there tonight. I gotta get those miles in for head season

by GSB_basketess July 8, 2019

Shopping Season

A time when sexual predators search for young women and men to pimp out. Usually in the months of October and November, girls and boys are drugged at parties and recorded doing sexual acts in order to be blackmailed.

Pimp 1: Aye playas where they hoes at?
Pimp 2: lets hit this party, it’s shopping season. I’m sure we’ll find some new hoes.

by Sleepwoke21 November 2, 2019

award season

The time of year from January to March when people celebrate acclaimed films at the Golden Globes and Oscars.

More importantly, it's the time of year when celebrities make various jokes about Tom Hanks and the camera promptly cuts to a very confused Tom Hanks.

Host: This award season, (insert corny Tom Hanks joke here)

Tom Hanks: WTF...

by heyitscarly28 April 28, 2014