The superior version of a dude named “Collin.” Doesn’t walk around sniffing farts, but totally owes you 50 fluxers.
Bartender 1: does that guy sniff farts?
Bartender 2: nah bro, that’s Collin with 2 L’s, fart sniffing is totally a Colin with 1 L activity.
Bartender 1: totally makes sense, that guy still owes me 50 fluxers
Bartender 2: damn bro. i owe him 51
Bartender 2: nah bro, that’s Collin with 2 L’s, fart sniffing is totally a Colin with 1 L activity.
Bartender 1: totally makes sense, that guy still owes me 50 fluxers
Bartender 2: damn bro. i owe him 51
by anonymous August 12, 2025

Collin is most of the time angry, and other times he’s sad. Whenever he’s nice, it’s only because he wants something. Collin takes out his anger on everyone else, and soon after regrets it. He gets no where in life, but thinks he will. Collin is a desperate alcoholic. He tries to go for girls out of his league, and likes them young enough for him to catch a case. He is tall, usually strawberry blonde hair, and has a beard with a petophile mustache. His traits consist of manipulative, toxic, and controlling. He will always stalk your location and is overprotective. He likes to assume anything and everything. He never hears out someone else’s side of the argument, and always thinks he’s right. He is the biggest red flag and ick you will ever meet. Moral of the story, NEVER, go for a Collin. 🫶
by PpPaper001 March 17, 2023

by FatBoySlim June 25, 2015

Megan Collins is undeniably beautiful and a wonderful person, but it's important to remember that perfection is subjective, and each person has their own unique qualities that make them special.
by Sueyy November 3, 2023

Known for insane glow ups, and equally crazy glow downs. They're pretty nice guys, but often have a secret wild side, that'll come out of nowhere every once in a while. Awkward as fuck.
BOOM BOOM BOOM
Friend 1: "Woah, hey what's that sound, is it an earthquake?
Friend 2: "No don't worry, it's just Collin walking by"
Friend 1: "Woah, hey what's that sound, is it an earthquake?
Friend 2: "No don't worry, it's just Collin walking by"
by Anonymoos3s April 7, 2024

by XXPEEPEEXX May 14, 2019
