Joe the whale

A whale that acts like a child.

Joe the whale is depressed.
Joe the whale likes to listen to Archer sing his "Whale" song.
Joe the whale got diagnosed with depression by a student reading Tarot Cards.
Joe the whale is sleepy and lazy.
Joe is a loving and sweet whale, once you get to know him you can see his true colours. He is a manipulative whale that steels keys and hairbrushes.
Joe lives in a dorm.
Joe eats oregano for fun!

by Joseph Whales November 16, 2022

Cig Whale

A Big Homie Crip

“He’s the Cig Whale of his set”

by EyeKnowEverything November 23, 2021

Sleeping Whales

Multiple strands of semi floating vertical Faeces in the toilet water post poo

Nature really reveals itself in amazing places, after eating a midnight snack I went to the toilet and saw sleeping whales in there

by poouaisle April 2, 2020

Sneaky whale

The art of sneaking an obese female into your friends house/apartment, without them knowing

Friend 1: me and Steven are going to

the club tonight

Friend 2: oh man I don’t know about Steven

Friend 1: Why?

Friend 2: every time we go out, he always try to pull a sneaky whale at the end of the night, in my apartment.

by Grifmiester November 27, 2019

Whale Sail

The bottom belly roll of a morbidly obese woman.

I was about to bang this fat chick and totally had to lift her whale sail to get to her poon.

by LPrez November 25, 2009

Whale Tailin'

|Verb| - When a girls thong is showing or is high on her back.

Dang Monica, I see you Whale Tailin' tonight!

Girl I know you love the ocean, 'cause you Whale Tailin like crazy.

by PolaroidBlues June 1, 2014

whale-ko

A rather large human being who eats everything in sight. They get out of breath from walking up stairs and enjoys buffets.

"Who's that girl over there with her head in the fridge?"
"Oh, just Whale-ko"

by Da Nun December 2, 2009