titty vision

When you are with your spouse and an attractive female walks past, you use this to check them out without being caught.. A.K.A peripheral vision.

I was with my girl Friday night and I had to use my titty vision to check out this fine women that walked past!

by Wyatt Gornick January 25, 2016

Vida X Vision

Vida X Vision stands for life's unknown future it can also be used on a person that is filled with "wonder"

Guy:wonder where we do we go when we all fall asleep
Girl:ah you are just so vida X Vision

by Lithuania March 18, 2022

vigina-vision

Any man that wants to marry a girl he's been with for a week.

Did you hear that Brian wants to marry that stripper from last week, that pussy has him in complete vigina-vision.

by Boo Bead December 30, 2023

Vision

1. Vision#7147 on discord

2. The discord user with the largest cock

Damn Vision is packing

by ItsNotVision September 6, 2020

Valentine Vision

When a girl doesn't have a Valentine cleasely leading up to Valentines Day. Resulting in either two things:
1.) Girl settling for a guy to fill the void of present non-existent Valentine
2.)V-Day Boycotting and pronouncing self-empowerment without a Valentine

Dude the only reason she is with you is because she's got that Valentine Vision

by ThatGGuy22 February 12, 2013

radar vision

The ability to see through the "bullshit."

I knew Eric was up to something; must have been my radar vision.

by darealmc December 7, 2015

Dick Vision

"Dick Vision" is a tongue-in-cheek phrase used when someone hilariously and unexpectedly finds themselves noticing phallic shapes in the most ordinary objects around them. Picture this: you're walking down the street, and suddenly every lamp post, bottle, or even oddly shaped vegetables at the market starts looking suspiciously like a cartoonish rendition of male genitalia. It's like having a funny pair of glasses on that turns the world into a hidden adult-themed comedy show. This term is usually used among friends for a good laugh, highlighting the quirky and sometimes absurd human tendency to find patterns in random things.

As Toni burst into laughter pointing at the closed umbrella, one of her friends chimed in with a smirk, "Oh no, Toni's got Dick Vision! Watch out, she's on a roll – soon even the hot dogs and cucumbers will be part of her phallic parade!"

by Demigod33 December 21, 2023