A Walking Snail

Instead of calling a woman a slut, its a woman leaving a trail of cum behind her

Slut insults you.
yo bitch shut the fuck up, your a walking snail cunt.

by Moztashio June 25, 2022

Snail Trail

When you scoot your cooter on the carpet

Have you ever rubbed your cooter on the carpet and said “I’m a snail I’m a snail” and made a snail trail?

by SnailTrail2.0 April 30, 2021

brian the snail

someone who is very slow who is reffered to as being brian the snail from the magic roundabout

c'mon mat ! Your so slow, any slower and you'l be going in reverse.
I think im going to call you brian the snail from now on.

by ]< October 13, 2011

Snail/pre snail

A person or thing that decides to change their gender a young age.

Bro did you see that snail/pre snail at lunch today lmao

by Lildicktimmy May 28, 2019

Snail

When you ejaculate in a girl and she proceeds to rub her vagina on the floor leaving a trail

"Careful where you walk man, gave Sandy the old snail trail last night

by Rapture ballz July 26, 2017

mer snail

a snail with a bush just like Nancy's bush
a snail that says 'mer'

"mer!"
"thats such a mer snail!"
"omg look! its a mer snail!"

by mersnailer April 11, 2010

MOODY SNAIL

some one who is getting angry over soemthing stupid;a.k.a slow

1."Omg, how come you always get the red marker, i want the red marker, I WANT THE RED MARKER! I WANT THE RED MARKER!."
2."Dude, seriously stop acting like a moody snail."
3."what does a moody snail have anything to do with it? I WANT THE RED MARKER."
4."Snails are slow right?"
5. "Yeah. I don't get it."
6."exactly."
7."Huh?"

by ambie September 8, 2006