skin the pigeon

To masturbate- to choke the chicken, to beat the meat, etc.

Person A: "Hey, you know why the shower drain's clogged?"
Person B: "Yeah, Pat decided to skin the pigeon in there for like 2 hours last night."

by BenDover11 March 29, 2010

skin flute

a penis, cock, dick, or whatever nickname you may have for it

Also, "playing the skin flute"
(giving a bj)

"Greg M. rubbed his skin flute as he watched the guys at the lunch table"

also, when asked if he "played the skin flute, Greg M. "Who doesn't play the skin flute?"

by LuNcH TaBlE FuN 20 December 5, 2003

Skins NOOB

Based on the british tv show skins and all there wild parties
a skins noob is someone who in the middle of a party will say
"OMG its like skins "
to which everyone will look at that person and will then be beaten down.
aka michael fowler

"shit,man this parties sick "
"yh man its like a skins party"
"i cant actually beleive u just sed that u fucking skins noob"

by Jdawgthecool March 24, 2009

Skin Baby

Any person who looks like a shaved chimpanzee or monkey. Used as a negative description.

Yo dawg, you look like an absolute Skin Baby.

Skin Baby!

by Isdustbinn March 27, 2020

Rough Skin

Your Skin is Rough when your being is shattered with a painful feeling because of the friction of the pavement.

The Law of Physics order human beings not to trascend this dimensional reality. We, Space Surfers, Worm-Buttholers, erase the thin screen of this apparent galaxy being projected and merge with the real whole.

Hail Us
Human Confetti
Skate&Exterminate

Suck my Deck
Lick my Ba$$

Rough Skin #1, baby, #1!!

by Indigo Inyigo May 28, 2013

Dolphin Skin

The smooth, soft labial walls of a very wet pussy.

Rachel is pure dolphin skin.

I needed no lube to hit her dolphin skin.

by Eaton Holgoode November 6, 2018

Skin Mohawk

It is the ridge of skin that joins the left and right segments of the scrotum or nut sack.

"One day while trimming the hair on my balls with an electric shaver, I accidentally cut my 'Skin Mohawk'.My balls felt like they were on fire for 3 hours".

by 04 GTO February 11, 2009