The moment in the history of man kind that Black men were just as capable of pulling any bad bitch there is. Before that black men were considered unworthy because of lack of hair. (This term is usually referring to a black kids experience in grade school)
by Nigamuc July 02, 2024
The act (often by a husband) of shifting the timing of a previously planned gift to coincide with another event or holiday in order to either a)avoid being totally giftless or b) avoid double gifting
by Hafester May 12, 2009
It was a shit night at work with the exception of the shift dick I got in the walk in.
Bro! I gave the new girl some shift dick at work last night!
Bro! I gave the new girl some shift dick at work last night!
by The bearded feller April 11, 2022
by fosterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr January 11, 2021
An extension of the asshole that has an inverse relationship with the penis like a slinky, where the anus is protruding and the penis is flacid, or the penis is erect and anus is retracted. In relaxed state the anus appears prolapsed.
by Your fly is open November 19, 2017
The need to reorganize a birthday celebration for someone who is too busy working or out of town on his or her birthday.
"Crap I'm going to be out of town on my birthday. I hope Sandra isn't going to mind pulling a birthday-shift for me."
"Don't worry, Chris, she's knows, she's hiding a present in the glove box of your car and she's got your real birthday planned for another day."
"Don't worry, Chris, she's knows, she's hiding a present in the glove box of your car and she's got your real birthday planned for another day."
by birthday_administrator April 26, 2010