wannabee snail

When a male cums inside a girl, and she drags her pussy acros the floor and pretends to be a snail.
I did a wannabee snail last night at my boyfriends house.
by Sheeproaders April 05, 2019
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snail taint

The brown liquid like substance trailing (looks like a snail's trail) form the anal cavity all the way to the balls or vagina. people who do not shower or clean themselves properly have this. and it can lead up to swamp ass.
Person 1: Dude I was gonna eat that thot out, but then I seen some brown stuff dripping on her taint!

Person 2: Ewww bro. sounds like she had some serious snail taint
by bounty4lf July 09, 2015
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War thunder snail

An all knowing God like creature that watches over its children on the game war thunder, it often favors communism.
I have to buy premium today, because the snail is watching.....The war thunder snail.
by War Thunder victim February 01, 2025
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Mad Snail Disease

When your bussy gets too raw
After my friends and I had a sleep over, we all woke up with Mad Snail Disease.
by BARBARAH January 06, 2022
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The Snail

"The Snail" is worshipped by anybody who plays the game called "War Thunder". The reason this is is because the logo of the creator of the game "Gaijin Entertainment" has a snail in it. Therefore it is worshipped.
"Why weren`t you in school yesterday?"
"I`m sorry The snail told me to play War Thunder all day yesterday."
by YataTTV May 24, 2023
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the snails

Medical term: the complete opposite of "diarrhea", "the runs" and "the marathons". So named for the slow pace at which feces is ejected from the body over a long period of time, and for other characteristics shared with snails.
Time to take the snails for a long walk...
by Kronos Russo September 12, 2013
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The snail

The snail is reffering to a common meme hipothetical, where you are proposed a deal:

Would you have a million dolars, and become imortal. in return, there is a snail that is also imortal, and is constantly chaseing you down till the ends of the earth, and if it ever touches you, you instantly die.

In the hipothetical, it's often implied that the snail is hiper intelegent.
(in the year 2197)
yeah dude, so that's how I became imort- OH SHIT! IT'S HERE! THE SNAIL IS HERE! FUCK! NONONO-
by QQQZZZJJJ April 15, 2025
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