A play on bench press; whenever you or anyone else is the one guy in the gym who acts like he has the world record bench press max, owns the bench station, and walks in as if "Hail to the Chief" starts playing as soon as he gets through the door. Used to refer to a badass jacked dude, or sarcastically to a not so jacked dude.
Lifter 1: Dude, you see that guy over there?
Lifter 2: Yea, that's the gym's official new bench president
Lifter 1: That guy is badass
Lifter 2: I hear he reps 4,000 lbs on bench press
(more sarcastically)
Guy 1: What's up bench president, you're looking exceptionally jacked today
Guy 2: Fuck you man
Lifter 2: Yea, that's the gym's official new bench president
Lifter 1: That guy is badass
Lifter 2: I hear he reps 4,000 lbs on bench press
(more sarcastically)
Guy 1: What's up bench president, you're looking exceptionally jacked today
Guy 2: Fuck you man
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