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porting

butthole to butthole contact between two bare ass grown ass men
person 1: bro why are you pooping in that man's butt
person 2: fuck off dude were porting
by big_dicc_bandit February 26, 2021
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Port Salerno

Trash town in Florida between Jupiter and Port St. Lucie. There’s a total of 5 teeth collectively in the entire town. A lovely place to do meth or catch an std
“Bro, wanna go on a 3 day meth binge”?
Fuck ya bro, let’s hit up Port Salerno
by Johnny Rage January 11, 2022
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Port Charlotte High School

Everyone who attends this school is bonkers. Absolute nutcase. The students here are comparable to monkeys in straight jackets. Lots of school spirit tho. Poor as hell.
"I'd never go to Port Charlotte High School. Everyone at that school has lost their minds"
by Yomamacurios August 27, 2021
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Hella port

Universal term for something you can’t live with out
(Better than that’s sick or that’s cool)
His new album is hella port

Those sunglasses are hella port
by Theology 101 May 30, 2018
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Port

Port Macquarie, a city in New South Wales with just over 50,000 people last time I looked. Middle-class, conservative (Liberal-National Coalition), full of retirees and holidayers. Expensive for a regional city though. Located in the Hastings Region of the Mid North Coast.
Port is where you’ll find the Billabong Zoo and the Breakwall amongst other things.
by MinecraftBloke123 May 31, 2023
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Port O’ Connor

N: A small, cracked-out vacation town where you get up at 4:30am, load up to go flats fishing, pray that you catch a big trout, get stuck trying to run the boat in too shallow water, wait for either the tide to rise or someone else to help in return for beer. Eventually, you will probably end up eating dinner at the same place and ending up at the bar until 1am… and repeat.
Person 1: We should go fishing and drinking
Person 2: I know just the place, we should go to Port O’ Connor
Person 1: Aw sweet! We might can even get some cocaine that washed up on the beach!
by whatamidoingwiththis February 20, 2022
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Forest Port

Where muy shoves a carrot in between a bush and/or behind some trees discreetly. ( Rectum surgery is most likely needed after )
by Kool Kumshot Kev May 14, 2022
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