Sushi Mac

The Sushi Mac is the fast food delicacy of the urban cannibal necrophile. The product is made when the hungry gent (or lady) exhumes two male and one female fresh corpses (preferably a family). The product consists of the two pieces of man meat being sandwiched by the female's fish flaps when at the same time excreting the female's final monthly "tomato relish" as a topping. (If the woman died while pregnant the placenta can also be blended to make this relish). The "double cheese" is provided by scraping the final secretion from the inside of the deceased foreskins.
"Did you hear that Colin's family died in a car accident the other day?"

"Excellent! I could murder a Sushi Mac!"
by 5ush October 28, 2009
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Doc Mac

An obese african boxing coach to Lil Mac from Punch-Out!
Doc Mac stole my bike on LSD. see http://originalnintendo.net/blog/2008/12/doc-mac-naked-on-lsd-fan-art.html
by Matthew Corgan December 19, 2008
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fatty mac

A fat man who's diet consists of anything starting with 'Mc'. Known to populate and thrive in a fast-food environment, they will readily chow down anything fat-coated in sight, even if it isn't theirs.
'Dean P is such a fatty mac. '

Person 1: 'Holy fuck, did you see that?'
Person 2: 'I can't believe it!! He just ate all our food!'
Person 1: 'Man, what a fatty mac.'
Person 2: 'Yeah, I bet he spends his entire life eating and shoving his fat into people's faces to put them off.
Person 1: 'Nah, you've mixed him up with Rosie O'Donnell
by not a fatty mac August 29, 2009
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El mac

The largest geezer around. Always down for a root and will supply bikkies.has the ketamine in the back room so just ask for it.
Ay Jerry ya el mac don't spook the ducks, nigga
by Race car November 04, 2019
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grand mac

The fattest fag of marist high school. Kid gets wasted like a girl changs clothes. The best way to call someone gay without it being hurtful
Fuck u grand mac I can't believe you would rape my Daddy like that
by Yaegerbomb23 May 08, 2017
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Joe Mac

Descendent of the great cheeseburger walrus Randy from the foreign land of canadia, this whiskey walrus is know for excessive drinking, swallowing cheeseburgers whole like a seagull, and being notably terrible at spike ball. A Cinderella story gone horribly wrong. 50% pirate, 50% a ninja, 100% a double bag.
Also notorious for his finger painting abilities.
Finger paint champ 2016 bitches.
Oh shit, here comes Joe Mac, who told that fat mess about the cheeseburger whiskey party?
by Joemacny1 June 16, 2016
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dan mac

A little bender that listens to smooth radio and has a Calendar to write everything
by Big fat hard on July 23, 2021
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