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christmas hot dog

Half eaten carrot that's been left out for 5 days, very flexible. Probably a peice of chalk. Not to be mistaken for an actual hot dog.
"Wait, what's that?! Is that a Christmas Hot dog?!"
by Christmas hot dog January 1, 2017
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Human Hot Dog

When you smother the length of someone's bare arm in alternating sinusoidal waves of ketchup and mustard and someone licks it off.
Ew, gross! They made Sienna into a human hot dog and made Ava lick it off!
by Mehisma Mungus July 7, 2025
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Hot Dog Martini

Taste me, please?!?
2 oz. infused hot dog water
1! oz. sweet pepper relish
SHAKE
Prepare martini glass

/Mayo drizzle/Ketchup-Mustard rim\
Adhere a softened hot dog bun slice to rim to create a job
Add 3 oz. vodka to shaker
Take shot of vodka

Make a hot dog octopus

SHAKE THAT

SHAKE IT…
Then strain into glass and enjoy like everyone who we’ve made it for has :)
Why wouldn’t you want try a hot dog martini, coward?

It’s good, like five people have already tried it
by Thelxonie555 October 17, 2021
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hot dog

What you call your dick wrapped in a paper towel. After you beat your meat using lotion, you use a paper towel to dry it off, and your wrapped dick is a hot dog.
Chad: Bro I had the yugest hot dog last night!
Brad: Damn, my dick is small so i only get little hot dogs.
by Horny Busdriver February 14, 2019
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Hot Dog Mum

Hot Dog Mum stands for a strong independent woman that loves her life and her dog. She does everything for the wellbeing of her dog but is not ready to lower her lifestyle just because she owns a dog.
Oh look at her, she is a hot dog mum!
by t_i__n___a February 23, 2024
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Hot Dog

usually a weiner (not the type of weiner your probably thinking about), put in between hot dog bread or any sort of bread. It can also be with Ketchup, or Mustard as common appetizers.
Person 1: Ay bro what your opinion of Hot Dogs?
Person 2: You mean the one down.. there?
Person 1: No, an actual Hot Dog.
Person 2: Yeah they taste pretty good.
by urbandici August 30, 2023
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hot dog ramen bowl

A sexual position where one’s penis, or hot dog, is slid in between another’s butt cheeks, the buns…and then that person forcibly excretes diarrhea onto and around said penis.
Chads dick really stinks after that “hot dog Ramen bowllast night.
by Meater1234 December 31, 2023
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