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earth worm jim

A character from a game found on cell phones.
Also can be a pet name for a penis
"Get your earth worm jim out and dig me a tunnel!"
by justforajoke January 7, 2012
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old earth

What earth will be a trillion years from now.
Right now, Earth is relatively new. In a trillion years, it'll be OLD!
by Kenthar September 25, 2003
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Flat Earth Society

Government controlled so called society. There is two online FES site as wwwtheflatearthsociety.org and www.tfes.org and both are under control of government.
It is structured to humiliate believers. Some kind of false flag. For example:
Believer: If there is a space, why don't vacuum affect doesn't swallow all of the atmospher?
Non believer: Fuck you bitch. You have no brain on your head.
Believer: clicks to complaint button and announces the post as "insult".
Mod: Guys, do not fight.

Believer: This stupid is constantly insulting me.
Flat Earth Society Mod: You have taken 1 month ban for insult. (believer has been banned)
by Intikam June 29, 2017
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last night on earth

The night before suicide. Only say this if you just lost a million bucks or a similar tragedy occurs.
OH NO I JUST LOST MY JOB AND I GOT DIVORCED< TONIGHT IS MY LAST NIGHT ON EARTH
by RealJamesSchmurr January 29, 2019
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United states of Earth

A proposed world government that would be patterned after the united states of america in which each nation would become a state in the world government.
John loves the idea of the united states of earth.
by Deep blue 2012 August 7, 2010
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Earth Tones

Official UAlbany male Acapella group. Formed in 1972 by Harvey Milk. Current songs that will be performed at shows include, "Quit Playing Games with my Heart," "Its Raining Men," and "Independent Woman" as well as fan favorite "Drops of Jupiter." The group plays a PAC Show once a semester. The show includes cheap ass videos and distasteful skits. Usually there is a lame ass party after where rookies of the group are hazed with pine cones. At these box socials, Pain Daniel often swipes a picture from the hosting house.
Dave: "Yo man, you hitting up the Earth Tones PAC show"

Pete: "Na, Serendipity is so much better than those guys"
by Pain Daniel December 12, 2009
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eleven rules of earth

1.Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.

2.Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.

3.When in another’s lair, show him respect or else do not go there.

4.If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.

5.Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.

6.Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and he cries out to be relieved.

7.Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.

8.Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.

9.Do not harm little children.

10.Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.

11.When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him.
The eleven rules of earth is better than the 10 commandments and a much better way to live. You say god loves you but you don't even know that satanists follow these rules.
by Esghedes February 11, 2018
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