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better late than never

A phrase following a belated event.
Dude #1: My girlfriend's period was a week late. I was freaking out!!!
Dude #2: Better late than never...
Dude #1: Yeah, no kidding!
by tcufrog08 August 19, 2008
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dumber than a sack of rocks

A Southern idiom for someone who is beyond stupid.
Dave: I tell you Bobby is dumber that a sack of rocks.
Laura: Why?
Dave: I asked him to meet me outside the movie theater, and asked inside or outside.
Example2:
Clerk: Your total is $10.05 Do you have a nickel?
Bobby: No, only 5 pennies.
Clerk: You are dumber than a sack of rocks.
by fml November 19, 2007
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bigger than your future

-phrase

any large object that you can joke about by saying "bigger than your future" at the end of it
That ass is bigger than your future!

Her hair is bigger than your future!
etc.
by slang_gang October 14, 2016
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Chummier Than Shark Week

Someone who is overly friendly to the point of annoyance
"That girl is really friendly"
"Nah, she's just chummier than shark week, she doesn't have any real friends"
by Dnolt August 5, 2009
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Greasier than a flam-flam

The act of keeping your parters puss wet
Last night I kept her greasier than a flam-flam
by Jshdja November 12, 2018
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