Dick Tape

When you shove a dick down someone's throat and then tape their mouth shut with tape.

Yo Fam™ if you continue being a little bitch I will have to dick tape you.

by shreky daddy August 6, 2018

Flex Tape Duo

the act of wrapping your dick and another mans dick together using flex tape and preforming anal sex

John- why would anyone preform a flex tape duo?

John 2- cause that shit water proof

John 3- NOW THAT'S ALOT OF ANAL DAMAGE

by I Eat Ass. August 15, 2018

Flex Tape Duo

the act of wrapping your dick and another mans dick together using flex tape and preforming anal sex

John- why would anyone preform a flex tape duo?

John 2- cause that shit water proof

John 3- NOW THAT'S ALOT OF ANAL DAMAGE!

by I Eat Ass. August 15, 2018

flex tape

You know those wax pads? Well this is the alternative to that phony shit. if you wax your balls with this stuff, people will hear your scream from a couple miles away...but at least there is no more ball hair!

mom: *looks in cabinet for waxing pads, cant find any
mom: shit, well at least i got flex tape.
son:* sleeping peacefully in bedroom until being woken up by hearing his mom yell in pain from downstairs bathroom.

by bobo_the_hobo6 January 31, 2019

Tuck tape Tracey

They say if you put five pieces of tuck tape to your pillow then go to bed tuck tape Tracey will come and put two pieces of tuck tape on your pube hair and rip them off

I got tuck tape traceyed the other day

by Planteis pickles February 9, 2019

green tape

Like red tape, but specifically pertaining to environmental regulations (hence green) that would prevent construction projects or any other initiative.

The Prime Minister says an agreement to streamline "green tape" around state and federal approvals for major projects will not come at the expense of the environment.

by anonymous September 22, 2022

Caution-tape cutie

When a love interest exhibits so many red flags it’s like there’s metaphorical “do not enter” police tape surrounding them.

Remember how she was drunkenly fucking that homeless guy a decade younger than her when first met her and also how you got your nose broke on your first date with her? Yeah bro, she’s a caution-tape cutie.

by Mojaz January 17, 2022