tampon raft

A Tampon Raft is a scandoulous ass cheating ex girlfriend or just a shitty heartless woman who walks all over you.. A Tampon Raft is the female version of the male "Douche Canoe"
That bitch has been sleeping with my best friend behind my back... Shes a fucking Tampon Raft !!
by ~The Gardener February 26, 2014
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laminated ventilated tampon

A tampon that has been laminated, then ventilated and guhed.
Wow, where'd she get that laminated ventilated tampon? It's really guh.
by poopsiethunderstorm December 24, 2010
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Social Tampon

When an individual is venting to you in a conversation inconsiderate of the person they’re venting to. After said person absorbs their blood, the bleeder disposes of them.
Amy: Matthew stopped speaking with me as soon as he couldn’t talk about himself and vent to me.

Bob: Amy, you were used as a social tampon.
by Shinon September 06, 2023
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Social Tampon

When an individual is venting to you in a conversation inconsiderate of the person they’re venting to. After said person absorbs their blood, the bleeder either keeps using them or disposes of them.
Amy: Matthew stopped speaking with me as soon as he couldn’t talk about himself and vent to me.

Bob: Amy, you were used as a social tampon.
by Shinon September 06, 2023
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tammy tampon rimjob

the removal of a tampon before sexual intercourse, followed by a beautiful moist finger up the anal cavity while on top of the male victim
mateeee she gave me suchhhh a tammy tampon rimjob fuckin unreal mate
by Madman240 January 18, 2021
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icu tampon

The 3 to 5 day old tampon pulled out by a doctor that is later found to be the cause of your septic shock.
"Remember nurse to change daily Otherwise you'll get an icu tampon"
by Lotek March 03, 2015
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Tampon lips

Is were your eating pussy and one of your ferishes are eating pussy blood and she shoved your lips in her pussy on her period
James. Gobble gobble.

Jenny. Shove those lips inside me I'm on my period
James. My lips are tampon lips
by Fuckerindapussy4 April 03, 2018
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