by anonymous December 27, 2020
Get the Toastermug. Jimmy:what are you doing?
Dad:don't worry I'm just giving you a toy*plugs in toaster*
Jimmy:what is it?
Dad:*yeets toaster*HERE YOU FUCKING WHORE
Dad:don't worry I'm just giving you a toy*plugs in toaster*
Jimmy:what is it?
Dad:*yeets toaster*HERE YOU FUCKING WHORE
by FUCKINGBITCH4206969666 May 27, 2019
Get the Toastermug. When a guy fingers you but he doesn’t move his finger while he is inside of you. So his finger is just sitting in your draws
by Badussy55 October 4, 2021
Get the Toasteredmug. One of da best ways to be a good buddy to a fellow bachelor is to warn him if a gal he's thinking of dating is a pop-out toaster, so that he can take precautions --- i.e., condoms, pulling out in a timely manner, carefully scheduling his lovemaking sessions in accordance with the gal's monthly periods, etc. --- against da unwanted pitter-patter of little feet and/or child-support payments.
by QuacksO October 4, 2018
Get the pop-out toastermug. "toaster" may refer to:
-An appliance that is used to toast bread
-The EMD AEM-7 electric locomotive (could apply to ABB ALP-44)
-A protogen
-An appliance that is used to toast bread
-The EMD AEM-7 electric locomotive (could apply to ABB ALP-44)
-A protogen
"Yo, I just got a new toaster!"
"DUDE YOU GOT AN AEM-7???"
"Bro, I don't."
"You got a protogen?"
"FOR FUCK"S SAKE IT'S A THING USED TO TOAST BREAD!"
"DUDE YOU GOT AN AEM-7???"
"Bro, I don't."
"You got a protogen?"
"FOR FUCK"S SAKE IT'S A THING USED TO TOAST BREAD!"
by siren_enjoyer March 29, 2023
Get the toastermug. A toaster is THE most dangerous of all the household electrical appliances. It holds a high risk of bursting into flames at any moment, especially when a substance (such as French toast for example) is placed inside.There are no toaster rulebooks. You could put ANYTHING inside. Use at your own discretion
*Caution, do NOT ACTUALLY put French toast in your own toaster*
*Caution, do NOT ACTUALLY put French toast in your own toaster*
by I_hate_toasters December 26, 2023
Get the Toastermug. 