Toaster Horror

A type of genre for horror games that refers to when you know a game will have a cheesy jumpscare, but you don't know when.

"This is such a toaster horror game, its been almost 10 minutes without a jumpscare."

by MrMeme_Machine December 28, 2024

Toaster

The Sound of a screeching laugh that only retards can sense

Dude justin you sound like a toaster

by Jordzyyy March 20, 2021

French Toaster

A person who panic buys food staples at the first hint of a snow storm. Typically found in the Midwest, this type of shopper will stock up on 15 to 20 days worth of milk, eggs, and bread to ride out a one to two day snow event. What is ironic about the French Toaster is that they unwittingly bought the ingredients for, but very rarely make, French toast.

The Weather report calls for an inch of snow for tomorrow. I'll bet the French Toasters are emptying the shelves of milk, bread, and eggs again.

by The Reverand Doctor December 31, 2020

toaster delight

When one gets hungry he/she goes on a perilous journey throughout the realms of thier house. When one finds out that the perilous journey was a failure and will always be, he/she turns to the toaster in remorse. They subconciously grab a screwdriver and begin to pry at the bottom of said toaster. In turn discharging many delightful morsles of questionable food( getting the name) "Toaster Delight". He/she then consumes the discharged delight with a, shall i say, delightful smile.

Man1: What in the heck happened to my toaster?

Man2: Dude it was delightful!

Man1: What was delightful?

Man2: That toaster delight i just had.

by pop it for p December 5, 2009

Toaster in the womb

When you put a poptart up a womens vagina so far she cums all over the pastry treat.

1. Yo dawg I’m about to finna pull a toaster in the womb.
2. Yo dawg this bitch needs a toaster in the womb.
3. Man: let’s have epic sex
Women: to make it even more epic how about you pull a toaster in the womb.

by Thesecowsbehellathicc March 31, 2019

Toaster

Toaster, also known as the forbidden bath bomb. Is the kitchen appliance for the single purpose of burning sliced bread

Person 1: hey man, can you warm up the forks in the toaster
Person 2:sure thing man
Person 1: hey dude, are you done?
Person 1: dude?

by Tragedy of earth gonk the wise March 16, 2021

Toaster

A toaster, many times confused with a toaster oven, is a magical box of metal with two slits it the top. After placing two slices of bread through the slits and waiting for a minute or so, will shoot out your bread magically in a new, cooked form. Goes delicious with butter and jam. (Preferably strawberry jam)

My username.

Literally Just A Toaster

by Literally Just A Toaster August 29, 2019