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Social Tampon

When an individual is venting to you in a conversation inconsiderate of the person they’re venting to. After said person absorbs their blood, the bleeder disposes of them.
Amy: Matthew stopped speaking with me as soon as he couldn’t talk about himself and vent to me.

Bob: Amy, you were used as a social tampon.
by Shinon September 6, 2023
mugGet the Social Tamponmug.

Tampon-Hole

an insult made by my 12 year old cousin for their older sister.
Give it back Morgan!!You're being a tampon-hole!
by bored9thgraderinstudyhall September 3, 2019
mugGet the Tampon-Holemug.

tampon tip

When a woman in the service industry is unusually hostile to you for no reason.
Man, what the hell did we do to get this type of crappy service from her? I don't know, do you think we should give her a tip? Yeah, a tampon tip.
by Anne E. Moore July 5, 2007
mugGet the tampon tipmug.

Tampon Wars

A game you play with you sister. You take the wrapper off the tampon and hit your sister with it. It's like Star Wars except with tampons.
by D-Monkey May 10, 2018
mugGet the Tampon Warsmug.

Tampon Tim

Represents a man who is in touch with his feminine side; a man named Tim who enjoys the idea of supplying tampons in boys (and girls) bathrooms in public schools.
Person1: who is this Tampon Tim fella I keep hearing about?
Person2: oh that guy, he is a corrupt politician who thinks biological gender is a choice based on the mood you’re in at the time, and therefore should require us to allow chicks in boys bathrooms and vice versa.

Person1: I see, maybe he should run for vice president. He obviously represents the views of the majority of Americans.
by I_like_farts August 14, 2024
mugGet the Tampon Timmug.

used tampon

a frog penis aka frog dick that moves from person to person being inserted into more than one private part of more than one person
"My used tampon jumps from relationship to relationship without even thinking about what he's doing. I wonder if he will ever change or reform his wicked ways?"
by Vita Smart July 17, 2022
mugGet the used tamponmug.

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