used tampon

the penis that lacks discipline

"I can't control my used tampon!"

by Vita Smart July 17, 2022

Tampon party

When girls all gather for one girl to get a tampon from another and they all end up joining in.

So you guys are all going huh, must be a tampon party.

by Bigboyz17 June 24, 2020

Social Tampon

When an individual is venting to you in a conversation inconsiderate of the person they’re venting to. After said person absorbs their blood, the bleeder disposes of them.

Amy: Matthew stopped speaking with me as soon as he couldn’t talk about himself and vent to me.

Bob: Amy, you were used as a social tampon.

by Shinon September 06, 2023

Who lit the fuse to your tampon

What people will ask you if you're freakin' out.

"Geez Johnny, who lit the fuse to your tampon?"

"Shut the hell up, Frank."

by HashBrownClown July 29, 2016

icu tampon

The 3 to 5 day old tampon pulled out by a doctor that is later found to be the cause of your septic shock.

"Remember nurse to change daily Otherwise you'll get an icu tampon"

by Lotek March 02, 2015

Tamponous

Characterized by having a wet personality.

That guy's quite tamponous; he ran away after I said I am male and not a microwave.

by Boar1 May 12, 2024

Tampon Muncher

A person who eats (a) women (woman) out whilst they currently have a tampon inside in.

“omg he was a tampon muncher”

by Alexistexas2.0 October 04, 2023