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American Education System

A human rights violation. The baby boomer teachers working there are complete narcissists, who think you owe them every bit of respect for nothing more than them being older than you. They talk down on you and treat you worse than dogshit. You're loaded with fucking stacks and stacks of work just so the boomer teacher narcissists can punch in your grade and get their paycheck.

They don't care about your future. They act like they want you to get into college. Schools put you through mental, social, and emotional torture. Hell, even they physically torture you when they make you hold your piss in order to not be "rude by disrupting the class".

I will NEVER in my life send my kids here. I'm going to homeschool them so they actually fucking learn something and don't get put through hard labor. I'm going to send smart, intelligent, and happy kids out into the real world, unlike these douche bags in the public schools. They put traumatized and depressed young adults into the world. And then we wonder why young adults are so mentally unwell. They encourage left wing ideals, homosexuality, and everything else God disapproves of.

I have respect for the good teachers, you know exactly who you are. I've had a few good teachers, and them simply respecting me and not being a narcissist can do SO much to change my attitude for their class. All they have to do is not be a narcissist, and they've already got loads of my respect.

But sadly, those teachers are a minority at this point.
The American Education System is to blame for all the issues with young adults in the US.
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx June 9, 2020
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The Point System

The Point system is, as stated, a system of points earned based on sexual activities performed in areas other than either participants bedroom. It generally takes the form of friendly competition between bored, promiscuous friends.
points:
2nd base= 1 points
3rd base= 2 points
4th base= 5 points

additional rules:
any actions that lead to other actions (e.g. hand action leading to sex) points are awarded for the highest earning activity only.
however, if additional activities are added after this, these points are counted as well.

extra points:
one extra point is awarded for the following
-if the participants are not a couple
- if there are other people in the room
- if 2 activities are done at the same time (e.g. 69ing is 5 points instead of 4)
-in the case of sex, 2 extra points are awarded instead of one. i.e. sex with someone else in the room earns 7 points etc.
"aw man, fingered this chick in my brothers room while he was in there. we got 3 points."
...
"hey man, how many points you get last night?"
"23"
"Dude, you're winning The Point System "
by McGarfield October 18, 2008
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Wings System

The wings earned with many different sexual achievements

1) White Wings - Having sex with a virgin
2) Red Wings - Eating out a girl on her period
3) Brown Wings - Having anal sex
4) Blue Wings - Having sex underwater
5) Silver Wings - Sex with a woman your mothers age
6) Grey Wings - Sex with a woman with grandchildren
7) Gold Wings - When the first golden shower is received
8) Black Wings - Having sex with a widow
9) Knife Wings - Having sex with your friends girlfriend
10) Purple Wings - Have sex with a pregnant woman
Example of the Wings System

1) Dude I took ____'s virginity!

2) Is my face still red? I just got my red wings.....
3) Dude, getting my brown wings was fun, but when I pulled out.....ew
4) Dog, I fucked her in the neighbors pool!

5) Man, my moms friend was so hot, i couldnt resist, my silver wings were awaiting me
6) She was too young looking to be a grandma. I guess I just got my grey wings then
7) Man, I got pissed on. Gold wings arent as fun as I thought
8) After her husband died, she was single and I had to "comfort her"
9) My homie is gonna be so pissed when he finds out I fucked his girl!!
10) Dude, purple wings while she was 7 months in. *high-five
by Swagteam4life November 4, 2011
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install a sprinkler system

to have sex. a variant of "lay some pipe" because installing a sprinkler system involves laying pipe.
by dim prickle October 27, 2005
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bear rating system

The bear rating system is a way for guys to inconspicuously scope out girls and discuss them between themselves.

There are several different bear levels.
- A Koala Bear is a girl that is attractive but simply looks too young.
- A Panda bear is a girl that is cute and cuddly, and usually wears cute clothes , etc.
- A Polar Bear is a girl that is chill to talk to or joke around with. This usually is a combination of another type of bear. This is the only bear that uses personality as a factor, and is not exclusive.
- A Black Bear is an unclassifiable bear that still gets a "Would hit it"
- A Grizzly bear is an extremely hot, bite-your-knuckles girl.
- A Bear Hunt is when a girl is either ugly beyond reason or extremely annoying.

The terms can also apply as verbs and adjectives.
"Holy shit dude, GRIZZLY BEAR"

"The girl at the counter is the most Polar Bear girl"

"Dominic is Panda Bearing right now, look at him talk to that girl"

"Dude, 9oclock, Panda
Nah dude, Black Bear"

"-You guys are so shallow with this bear rating system
-Shut up or I'll have to go on a bear hunt"
by swiffer October 3, 2007
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Subway System

A made-up system in which children use to steal various items from convenience stores. Used mainly by adolescent teenagers in the South, Subway System requires at least three participants, one who will talk to or distract the shop-owner, a second who will pretend to have an injury of some sort or be a lookout, and the third who steals the goods.
Haley: "Guys, Mr. Chen's Convenience Store's cameras are out!"
Carol:"Do I hear Subway System?!"
Leanne:"Yeah, girls! Let's do it! I could use some Brown Sugar Pop Tarts and Monster!"
by LuLuBee November 8, 2010
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Man Positioning System

Also Man-P-S or MPS

The innate ability of a man to know exactly where he is and where he needs to go at any given moment. Noted especially in situations involving driving on unfamiliar roads.

A naturally occurring aspect of most males; the electronic device known as a "GPS" is named after it.
Ken doesn't need to ask directions, he has Man-P-S.

Person: How do you know where you're going?
Man: I use my MPS.
Person: Your what?
Man: My Man Positioning System.
Person: Hooray!
by Really Bad Rye June 25, 2009
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