Lift Support

A helping hand in a broken down lift when needing a wee but unfortunately have broken both arms OR wrists . The helper holds the injured parties penis and aims into a bottle so the injured party does not wee down his jeans.

Andrey and Matt were stuck in a lift for four hours after a drinking session in the local watering hole. Matt had broken both wrists due to excessive masturbation sessions. Matt needed a wee but due to his injuries he could not perform the simple task of removing his member from his jeans. Andrey offered 'Lift Support' and Matt readily accepted. Andrey expertly removed Matt's member and aimed it into the almost empty Fanta bottle, he only slipped and sprayed Matt's urine against the glass lift door once! Excellent lift support!

by iftheshoefitsIsxcsxcsxcsxcascx June 4, 2018

gravponics support hook

A support hook on a gravponics system is called a gravponics support hook

When talking about a support hook on a gravponics system. There is only one word to describe it. It is called a gravponics support hook. It is a hook on a gravponics system that supports the gravponics system. Youre a moron if you reject this definition. Dont be a moron.

by doublestandarddems April 28, 2013

Jean Support

when a girl seems to have the perfect, round, nice butt, though it may just be from her pants

Mat: she has a nice ass, id definitely grasp that
Me: heck yeah, it's definitely big but the shape may just be from jean support
Mat: true that

by Sir Skates A. Lot February 28, 2011

emotional support poor

A poor person in a movie about rich people who only exists to teach the wealth-scarred protagonist(s) how to feel or act like humans

“Sam has such a loving family and he’s got his act together. It’s almost like he’s the rich guy instead of Derrick”

“Sam’s family showed up once on screen, and he has no problems or personality of his own. He’s just an emotional support poor.”

by Sapphic_Santana March 20, 2022

IDSL(I dont support lgbtq)

IDSL stands for I dont support lgbtq is a nicer way to say respecting-homophobe you dont say slurs he doesnt harass/bully anyone you dont discriminate etc

homosexual man: Are you homophobic? if soo banned
Straight man: Nope I am IDSL(I dont support lgbtq)

by Alfadsui April 26, 2024

Emotional Support Baseball

Baseball games that people turn on when something stressful or bad is happening. Divorce? Funeral? Just feeling sad? Baseball is waiting for you.

Barney was dealing with a breakup, so he turned on emotional support Baseball to help him cope.

by WeUsedToPlayHouse March 16, 2023

Biden Supporter

Someone who...

1) Can vote.
2) Really hates Trump.
3) Still blames Trump for anything that goes wrong, even if it was out of everyone's control.

Person 1: "I voted blue last election."
Person 2: "So you're a Biden supporter?"
Person 1: "Well, we needed to get Trump out of office of course!"
Person 2: "I understand that, but what's something you like about Biden or his policies?"
Person 1: "...who's Biden?"

by McDaddy's Meanings March 8, 2023