Steam Boat

Giving a guy a blow job while he is taking a poo.

"Honey can you get in here? I need some extra help taking care of this one. Maybe if you gave me s Steam Boat it would come out a little easier".

by MinniexWheat September 11, 2011

steaming stelli

A theoretical sexual maneuver which involves defecating in or on a womans vagina. Also known as space docking.

Then I gave her a steaming stelli

by baboui July 6, 2006

Steam Spunk

Busting a nut with a stopwatch, albeit with a pocketwatch.

"Oh, my! It seems I just Steam Spunked, but at least i beat the record; and with my pocket watch, alas!"

by herekiki November 5, 2011

Steamed Hams

Thicc thighs in yoga pants that are hot hot and moist.

At the gym
Bro 1: "Yoga class is about to let out"
Bro 2: "Let's go see some steamed hams"

by Slick Thicc March 28, 2020

steam shit

When spocks sister takes a shit on your chest.

To live prosperous, is to accept a steam shit on your chest from spocks sister

by Two Gurleys one Kupp October 12, 2017

Steam Donkey

When a woman passes gas on a man's genitals as he is instructing her anally.

Carl got his junk steam donkey'd last night.

by LazySage October 27, 2014

The Steam Pipe

Another word for Anus

" Have you ever cleaned The Steam Pipe of a so called ass that you have "

by Graham Norton June 19, 2006