nagger status

A black jigalow.

Look over there at that nagger status pro gettin' all them hoes.

by naggerstatus. July 2, 2011

Waver Status

When walking by someone you have known for years, but have a grudge against them or you just don't like them. maybe that person came over to your mothers house for your family birthday dinner and you caught them masturbating in your family room. When you see this person coming towards you, as you walk down the street, you do not stop to say "Hello" or "Hey, hows your dog doing?" You simply wave and carry on.

Oh yeah, fuck him! He has been demoted to waver status.

by J-Gutes March 6, 2011

Counter Status

When someone makes a facebook status in response to another persons facebook status, usually in an aggressive manner. Often no ones name is used in the status, but because of a mutually know situation they do not have to use names.

Person A Status: "So-and-so is a cheap a-hole who doesn't think of anyone but himself, that necklace was practically a cracker jack prize!"

Person B Counter Status: "You've shown your true colors. It wasn't cheap when I bought it for you bitch."

by Iaintgotnoshame May 11, 2010

King Status

When a women is at an extremely high level emotionally, mentally, spiritually, and energetically that she commands others' attention with little to no effort. When she does speak, she speaks with WISDOM . She acts from the state of strength and balance.

Mia is king status.
"Did you see the way she presented that speech??? That's KING STATUS"
I am king status

by i love the doughhhhhhh XD December 11, 2020

Love Statue

Describing a man's erection or a dildo

Quick I need some new batteries for my Love statue!

by Billy Thatchweaver September 7, 2013

Status Chat

When 2 or more people use their facebook status updates and status comments to chat, instead of using facebook instant messages, MSN, or any other form of instant messaging.

Jim: Is wondering when the party is
Jack comment : 9:30 man, see you there
Jim Comment: Oh sweet, didnt know you were going
Jack Comment: Yeah i wasnt till just now
Jim Comment. Cool. Its been a while man, how are you?
Jack Comment: Good, but lets use MSN, we dont want this to turn into a status chat.

by dffgdddd February 4, 2010

master status

The description of a person that everyone else knows them by which makes them easily identifiable. Usually consisting of a name and a small specific detail that relates to that person.

Who was just on the phone with you?
Karen with the tits<--Master Status

Which toolbag are you talking about?
Gary from Dove Creek<--Master Status

Where should i get a sack?
Skater Mike<--Master Status

by rgloc February 23, 2009