What kind of bean stalk are you climbing Jack?

A response one says to someone acting out of the ordinary or on a tangent that makes no sense

"They check the beans for fly eggs back in 1920 on the conveyor belt for salmonella and..."
"What kind of bean stalk are you climbing Jack?"

by Mercenary800000 January 30, 2024

The Stalking Midnight Human Platypus Stripper Butthole Crowbar Prey Humping Muskrat Booty Bandit

A very interesting and scary guy. He kind of looks like Spurned Progeny (boss) from Lords of The Fallen but he is also a platypus so he's got platypus parts. And he will hump you (only if you are a guy) if you're not careful so watch out for him when you go to bars late at night. He likes to hide in dark alleyways by populated areas. He will stalk out his prey and once he gets the chance, he will start to strip and pull a crowbar out of his rectum, then proceed to start humping the victim. BUT there is a way to prevent that. If you have a muskrat nearby, you can bait him and he will start humping the muskrat.

"I got to watch out for The Stalking Midnight Human Platypus Stripper Butthole Crowbar Prey Humping Muskrat Booty Bandit when I go out to the bars tonight"

by Ben Fartin December 8, 2023

freedom stalking

The act of rejoicing in seeing freedoms taken away from people who have opposing views.

Classic example of freedom stalking:
Did you see that guy get arrested for accusing that black guy for stealing?
Woah that's messed up bro. Why you gotta say he's black and stealing?
Well he's stealing and he's black, so... why arrest the guy reporting it?

by dEdzilla July 30, 2023

competitive stalking

Competitive stalking involves 2 or more parties competing to stalk one's social media and trying to find out information on someone's life through social media. The winner is the one who finds out the most information within a certain timeframe. The profile being stalked is be a fictional profile which is set up by someone and cannot participate in that round of the game.

Want to play competitive stalking? Chloe will set up the profile while me and Yuna will be the 'stalker'!

by film divers August 7, 2023

stalked you gently online

To search for (to google) someone on the internet, out of a social curiosity or a general interest. The phrase implies a benevolent intent. It is meant to convey that the person doing the search is taking care to avoid being intrusive and to respect common social boundaries.

I stalked you gently online before I came over today. There was not much to find! You don't have many posts on your social media.

by B55 May 12, 2022

The Bean Stalk

When you dip your penis in coffee and then get your girl to suck it off.

I gave my girl The Bean Stalk last night

by Yo momma part 24 January 18, 2022

creep stalk

Essentially this is when Chelcie goes past page 3 of google results about you and is essentially deep diving on you even if she refuses to acknowledge it. She may then be kind of bratty about it in a way that is cute but also super disobedient.

Chelcie creep stalked me all afternoon, then when i called her out on it she stuck her tongue out and waved her butt at me.

by Oxford english webster January 21, 2022