Squirrel clock

An annoying grand father clock. Every hour a squirrel pops out with a nut.

Darn that squirrel clock with it's nut!Said Evv, with a hammer ready to destroy it's innocent looking face.

by Kalollypop. August 7, 2008

squirrela squirrelison

The name of a female squirrel.

"Oh no...i just ran over a squirrel."

"So you ran over Squirrela Squirrelison, Squirrely's wife? Don't worry, she'll be back!"

(look the next day and her body will be gone...)
(because she gets hit all of the time, she has evolved the power of resurrection to keep the species alive!)

by jarby cornwallace August 25, 2008

squirrel wings

the skin/ flab/ fat pads ... or just the back fat that hangs over a woman's bra. Especially when the bra does not fit properly usually do to unscheduled weight gain. ( Not to be confused with love-handles.)

"hey!" Shouted Jane. " My squirrel wings have shrunk almost down to nothing since I bought these better fitting sports bras!"

by Jack Hill of number 9 Dowd st October 9, 2009

Squirrel-Job

The act of taking the scrotum and testicles into ones mouth and putting the testicles into opposite cheeks. This may involve one or more sets of testes and include making a squirrel like smacking sounds.

Kathys' face is so chubby and bumpy it always looks like she's doing a three way squirrel-job.

The stag party in Vegas was awesome she went straight from a nut splitter, to a peeps-challenge to a full blown squirrel job.

by Nutty Tech September 3, 2014

Squirrel board

A Squirrel Board is a masterbation device used by trappers and mountain men when they were without a woman to keep them satisfied.

A board with a hole is covered with a squirrel hide and the penis is thrust through the hole repeatly until climax.

Trapper Eugen killer trapper Piotr when he discovered him using his squirrel board!

by Social Observer 2.0 June 27, 2016

squirreler

Someone who can manage to "save money" instead of "spending it".

Aga was so tempted to spend her loose change on food (£8.45 to be precise) Her quest to be the fluffiest girl in town far outweighed her interest in saving money. Peter reminded her that she was supposed to be a squirreler in 2016 . (Squirreler's don't spend money on food when they've just eaten a meal ten minutes ago) So Pete suggested to Aga that she should in fact "pop in" to her local bank and put the cash in to her savings account.

by xBocx May 11, 2016

pixel squirrel

Anyone in the graphic design, 3D-imaging or animation industry. Those who work with pixels on programs such as 3D-max, Maya or Auto-Cad. Seldom the social butterflies, they are happiest when fondling 'pixels'.

The pixel squirrel who designed my house did a real good job.

by Dayle May 12, 2006