The dweeb that hangs around when his mom makes him get off the nintendo and out of the house. Usually awkwardly to them self and puts a damper on the atmosphere in general. Commonly known to fuck bagels in-between online matches
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My boyfriend has been particularly awesome lately, really considerate, thoughtful & loving; so I started tonight's bedroom gymnastics with a spunk-a-dunk.
by QueenNobEd February 22, 2018
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by Martoon32 March 21, 2021
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Any residue left by a grease monkey on your car/truck after servicing.
Any residue left by a grease monkey on your car/truck after servicing.
After collecting my car from the garage . There was monkey spunk on the steering wheel . After touching the wheel . i touched my face . Now I have monkey spunk on my face
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