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Spook Sloppy

A person guilty of drunk dialing coworkers from late night restaurant establishments, all the while indulging in breakfast food with strangers and leaving fragmented voicemails regarding the aforementioned foodstuffs.
Dude, I just picked up a voicemail from your friend at 3AM referencing Moons Over My Hammy!! Oh man, she must've been Spook Sloppy!
by TPayne June 25, 2010
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Spoke Hunter

One who's only purpose in life is to seek and destroy your SPOKES, usually with their penis but a number of fruits and vegitables and household appliences are sometimes used as well.
The inmate in cell block D is a well known Spoke Hunter.
by Fngrz July 9, 2010
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spooked for real

paranoid, characterized by suspiciousness, persecutory trends, or megalomania, extremely fearful
looked at tanya, she's been up all night for 5 days & now she's spooked for real
by tuffpuff November 16, 2011
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sorokhan

Bitch ass nigga. Who doesn't get pussy. Dates girls half his age. Ugly Russian who can't play ball. Has a chode. Never a been laid. Should kill himself. Ladies don't date he's a back stabber. He might be in the closet. Has no true friends. And fights like a bitch.
Andrew is such a sorokhan
by nigga gpod October 22, 2013
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spook move

The act of covertly excusing yourself from a gathering, typically for a family celebration of some sort, where others try to use you as a free babysitter because "you don't have anything going on" or someone asks you to do something at work that's not in your job description.

Usual suspects are that one cousin who's a cheep skate and has notoriously bad behaving children, or the well meaning mother that talked another family member into "getting you used to kids" in hopes of having more grandchildren.

That one lazy co-worker who preys on the kindness of others to get their work done for them. You know who you are.
"John, can you watch Sarah and Tom for a few hours while Jennifer and I go out to dinner?"

"Let me get back to you on that."

*spook move out the back door 10 minutes later*

Later phone call from John, "Hey I missed you leaving, so what do you say?"

"I just got *insert excuse*, sorry."
by GriZag December 3, 2013
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spookery

Religious charms, totems, and/or bric-a-brac people may wear or keep around the house.
That gold crucifix she's wearing is some damn fine spookery.
by Magister Bibendi October 23, 2015
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Spooked

When you blew too much coke and you think someone or something is lurking around inside or outside.
Dude i am spooked.
by Ses $$$$ November 5, 2015
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