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A guy who has a compulsive need to spit into the urinal or toilet before or as he is urinating into it.
Guy #1: "Fred really wants to dominate urinals or something, he is always spitting AND pissing into them like they are some German porno actress."
Guy #2: "Nah man, he's just a spit-pisser that's all."
Guy #2: "Nah man, he's just a spit-pisser that's all."
by Dr. Centaur June 01, 2015
by silentshotghost June 21, 2018
A potentially severe event which takes place during the act of dropping a deuce. When taking a shit of monumental proportions, your mammoth shit may impact the water of your toilet with such a tremendous force that it causes a geyser of cold shit water to erupt and hit your anus. Is highly unsanitary if no one flushed before you. Side effects of the shit spit include but are not limited to: briskly awake feeling, disturbance, loud slpashing noises, and a sense of needing to wipe an extra time.
Person A: Gimme just a sec...
*loud splash noise*
Person A: Oh fuck.
Person B: What's wrong mah man? You almost done in there?
Person A: The water stabbed me in the ol' poop chute!
Person B: You, my nasty sir, have just experienced a shit spit.
Person A: Man, fuck this...
*loud splash noise*
Person A: Oh fuck.
Person B: What's wrong mah man? You almost done in there?
Person A: The water stabbed me in the ol' poop chute!
Person B: You, my nasty sir, have just experienced a shit spit.
Person A: Man, fuck this...
by alchemist March 16, 2014
The Art Of Gathering Enough Spit... And Releasing It At The Right Time Upon Ure Partner, To Make Them Think You Have Cum, Used In Conjunction WithThe-False-Cum
I Got The Trick Spit Perfect Last Night On Her Back She Tunrd To A Milky Greeting...
I Trick Spitted That Bitch...
I Trick Spitted That Bitch...
by Yayo June 25, 2004
The act of quitting your job so you can hit on a former coworker who has reservations about dating coworkers
Coworker 1: Where's Brian? I haven't seen him in a few days.
Coworker 2: He quit so he could hit on Sarah.
Cowroker 1: Why did he have to quit?
Coworker 2: Sarah said she won't date coworkers so Brian had to Quit and spit.
Coworker 2: He quit so he could hit on Sarah.
Cowroker 1: Why did he have to quit?
Coworker 2: Sarah said she won't date coworkers so Brian had to Quit and spit.
by KrustyWeiner420 August 13, 2017
by KitKatKoolio April 12, 2015