speedbag

A nutsack with an extreme amount of dangle in its angle. Usually used to describe such during periods of warm weather when someone decides to go commando.

If i accidentally sit on my speedbag, it makes me throw up in my mouth a little.

by PeterGammonsLuvChild May 9, 2005

Flip Speek

The abomination by usually Filipino youths of the Tagalog Language. Characterized by code-switching,deletion of letters,complete inversions of letters, and basically anything that would fuck a language up.

Think NigBonics + CrackBonics + WhyteL33t x Foreignify =Flip Speek

ganto xe un,...mei gf me..kso ang arte arte nia in all ways..alm nmn nia ung mga ayaw at gs2 ko. ayw na ayaw ko tlg ng maarteng tao. alm nia lht un. kso ung iba gngwa pa dn nia. gya n lng pg dating sa pananamit, ayw ko ng sexy na damit kso minsan sinusuway nia. pasaway tlg e! pti sa pag gamit ng make ups! sb ko ayw ko sa gf ung maxadong may make-up sa muka, pro minsan gngwa pa dn nia. nkkaswa na dn kc minsan. pa uulit ulit n lng. tska, feeling ko di nia ko kayang i-prioritize... hayy! wat can i do ba..

I'm just like you.... I have notta clue what that says.

by Xmoon June 28, 2006

Aikido in A Speedo

One of Steven Seagal's earliest porno movies from the 80s. In fact, it was so successful within the Japanese community that it became a series.

In the original "Aikido in a Speedo", Steven Seagal plays a womanizing aikido master who strolls around Tokyo in just a speedo during the hot summer days.

He stars in about half of the sex scenes where he costars with several Japanese girls. Only wearing his speedo, he disco dances in front of them with techno in the background as he shakes his arms up and down. Some scenes actually have him with pig tails too as opposed to just this ponytail.

After he fucks all the Japanese hos in the scene, he uses his Aikido to beat them up which later leads to him snapping their necks.

The end of the porno shows Steven Seagal wearing a black leather speedo sprinting through the streets of Tokyo at a speed of fucking FIFTY miles an hour while yelling out "AIIIIKIIIIIDO IN A SPEEDO!!!!" and also karate chopping little Japanese boys that get in his way while he keep his usual constipated face.

There have been at least 5 Aikido in a Speedo movies, and even a video game was made insipired by Grand Theft Auto - that is, Grand Theft Tokyo: Aikido in a Speedo.

-Holy crap what's that gay guy with the ponytail doing sprinting down the streets of Tokyo at 50 miles an hour while yelling "AIKIDO IN A SPEEDO!!!!!"?

-He's just filming his latest porno, Aikido in a Speedo

by KnjazVovk May 28, 2009

speef

The process of dragging your testicles over random objects or terrain. Speefing is very popular in Japan where men will get together and pull their sacks across an assortment of different textured items. People will sometimes involve furry animals or teddy bears and haul their groin from head to tail. This is called beast speefing, or sometimes just beefing.

Speefing got its name from the word "spee" which is traditionally shouted by participants to show their enjoyment of the act. "Spee" is the Japanese word for "smooth"

"Whats Dave doing to your cat?" "Oh, he's just beast speefing it"

by nublar December 10, 2004

ridiculous speed

Faster than light speed, but not as fast as ludicrous speed.

When pursuing a space-winnebago, first you gotta go light speed, then ridiculous speed, then, as a last resort, ludicrous speed.

by chuenweing February 23, 2008

speed freak

(SPEED freak) n. a drug addict who is always high on crystal or methamphetamine syn: tweaker, meth head, sketcher

Dude: Yo, wtf is up with Sue? Is she always spun?
Other Dude: Fuck yeah man, she's a speed freak.

by Nedd Ludd September 5, 2005

speed knots

punches delivered in rapid succession to the head.

I'm handing out speed knots to any one of these bitch ass motherfuckers.

by old ess July 24, 2004