shooting glitter up her ass

When significant praise is given to a person who is undeserving of such praise; when everyone thinks this one person is so amazing, when in reality they're basic, unimpressive, and overrated

"everyone's always shooting glitter up her ass for being such a great actress, but she's painfully mediocre; borderline bad."
"Janet always shoots glitter up her daughter's ass for being a singing prodigy, but in reality, her daughter is unimpressive."

by glasspumpkin January 22, 2024

Shooting the glue gun

Shooting the glue gun is a sex move where you shoot cum out of your genital and aim it at your partner, if they wish to be decorated in your liquids.

Luke and Amy where having sexual activity, and Amy was shooting the glue gun. She ejaculated all over Luke.

by Your mother 6969 August 17, 2024

Sooging

The act of two people shitting and then proceeding to mend their shit together to make a shit baby

"Person 1" Hey man want to go sooging with me?
"person 2" HELL YEAH

by poopie jr August 22, 2024

Scooting

When a dude or female is shitting on their partners back.

My homegirl was scooting on her brother back last weekend

by Drehood February 16, 2024

Shooting tour dates

When a basketball player has a bad shooting performance that their stat lines resemble calendar dates (eg. 5/18, 2/12, 3/11). Typically used to make fun of players who have a stretch of bad games.

"Trae Young been shooting tour dates lately, 1/12 and 4/17 last two games"

by epicgamer999 March 16, 2024

Shooting someone off

The action of cutting someone off, on the road, whilst ejaculating onto their car windshield.

My friend believed that shooting someone off was a viable punishment for reckless drivers.

by TheBlackCat9310 July 2, 2024

Shooting the Root

"Shooting the Root" is a saying which refers to the experience of a hunter attempting to shoot at an animal in the woods, but the animals scatters and the hunter misses. Consequently, shooting at the ground, shooting the root. Originating in the 17th century, this phrase was commonly said at a feast following a hunt. The hunters, drunk from the festivities, would make jokes, and if the joke didn't land they would exclaim: "I'm just shooting the root!" This was funny because, in fact, someone may have shot at a root.

"hey man, im just shooting the root!"

by rootsugar March 9, 2026