A ratty smack head who doesn’t hesitate to get his bum hole out in any situation. Also know as planet earths skid mark, jord smiggins is a true disappointment in everybody whose life he infects, annoying everybody with his gay antics. Known to threaten small children with screwdrivers and scream at his nan he can be found in Doncaster extremely rarely (usually dosses in his house praying on the weaker siblings inability to fight back). Has a happy little scrote of a dog called Luna.
Rapist 1: I hate myself, I feel no better than jord smiggins.
Rapist 2: don’t say that, we’ll never be as bad as him.
Prison guard: He’s right no one is worse then jord smiggins.
Rapist 2: don’t say that, we’ll never be as bad as him.
Prison guard: He’s right no one is worse then jord smiggins.
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And ended said cooking becomes over cooked and should have been taken out within the 40 minute bracket, is now on the other side of your mates lounge and looks at you with lost signal, please load….
And says, oi where the fuck am I lad
And ended said cooking becomes over cooked and should have been taken out within the 40 minute bracket, is now on the other side of your mates lounge and looks at you with lost signal, please load….
And says, oi where the fuck am I lad
Bro he cooked himself that bad with some gear they had to ring 000 and the ambo’s called in the radio and said “section 909 pop goes da smigg” need urgent Careflight”
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And ended said cooking becomes over cooked and should have been taken out within the 40 minute bracket, is now on the other side of your mates lounge and looks at you with lost signal, please load….
And says, oi where the fuck am I lad
And ended said cooking becomes over cooked and should have been taken out within the 40 minute bracket, is now on the other side of your mates lounge and looks at you with lost signal, please load….
And says, oi where the fuck am I lad
Bro he cooked himself that bad with some gear they had to ring 000 and the ambo’s called in the radio and said “section 909 pop goes da smigg” need urgent Careflight”
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