Night Shift

When you don't get sacked for being an utter creepy predator but instead get offered a job on night shift to watch folk sleep.
Hey Rolf! What happened to creepy Jimmy?

Ah I forgot to tell you Gary, he's now on the night shift!
by Bollock tucker November 03, 2022
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Mid-shift crisis

Essentially a mid-life crisis, but scaled down in a single work day, where everything is going wrong.
Real life example (for context I work at a restaurant)
Me: "We are out of napkins, the silverware is empty, and a tiny child is running around in the buffet area with no parent to be found. I am having a mid-shift crisis right now."
by EJS_Ethan May 13, 2022
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shift one

the "cool" (read: camp) way of writing an exclamation mark, usually written many times after something that is blatantly not funny
bryan is gay lol *shift one*

i went *shift one* to the shops *shift one* lol *shift one**shift one**shift one*
by yahni-kay-carson n kieran December 30, 2007
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Mid shift

For the women or men that just aren't feminine or masculine. Nor a boy or girl. Just a good ol' Mid shift. A little bit of everything and anything.
Q: Are you a boy or a girl? A: I'm neither just a mid shift
by Louderthnu March 01, 2016
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Circus Shift

A work shift worked in tandom with little to no sleep. As such is most common with a carnivals or circuses. But can apply to any individual that works shifts in tandom.
He must of had a circus shift. He fell asleep as soon as he got home.
by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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double stick shift

Sexually pleasuring yourself while driving a stick shift ( usually a male )
My girl didn't give up that was last night so I had to Double Stick Shift it on my way to work.
by DevTheReck October 16, 2017
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shift stick

Referring to your dick/penis mainly when your getting head.
Ohhhhh Ethan lemme suck your shift stick.”
by DaddyE 2.0 December 28, 2017
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