day shift stripper

A very average stripper working the day shift in some shit hole strip club.

Barbie hit hard times in her later years, only gig she could get was as a day shift stripper.

by Mariofingerbang June 6, 2025

weather-shifting

A condition when the weather at any point changes climate in a short period of time to trick meteorlogists secretly.

I have an incomprehensible understanding that the climate was just weather-shifting to trick people checking the weather today.

by CyberDude2942 September 14, 2024

Suicide shift

Made famous amongst early 20th century motorcycles, now a sex position. Doggie style, but while fisting her vagina, you anally penetrate her with your penis. A somewhat difficult position to obtain.

Her: "How do you want me?"
Him: "I'm going to give you a suicide shift."

by World Wide Walt July 17, 2019

Labrador Shift

A turn at following your dog around with a baggie to get your stash back. Shifts typically last 3 days.

I had to take a Labrador Shift over the weekend, if ya know what I mean...

by myk247365 July 14, 2025

double stick shift

Sexually pleasuring yourself while driving a stick shift ( usually a male )

My girl didn't give up that was last night so I had to Double Stick Shift it on my way to work.

by DevTheReck October 15, 2017

shift f3

Epic Minecraft pie ray

Shift f3 for useless pie ray lolz

by Yeetus yeetus self deletus July 8, 2021

im shifting

Accidentally recording yourself shifting to Zootopia

“Im shifting!”

“I’m shifting! Is that the magical city of Zootopia? Where every mammal can be anything they want?”

by stan twice or die February 13, 2025