Shart Patrol

The 15 minute period after a shart (and clean up) that you hover around your bathroom. Just in case another hot one rises up in the chamber.

I was late for my dinner date as I was on shart patrol after an earlier incident.

by Monty Burns July 23, 2023

BO Shart

When you fart while sweating severally enough to mist the sweat from your ass crack.

Wow, did Tanner just BO Shart on Seth's pillow?

by Greenhower January 22, 2016

demon sharting

the phenomenon that occurs after the use of a fuck tonne of oil in cooking, when the fiery demon created inside you by the oil bursts out of your arsehole in a pure steamy liquid explosion.

Wife: "Oh love, the bathroom fucking stinks, what the fuck happened in there?"
Husband: "it was your fucking cooking, I've been demon sharting everywhere!"
Wife: "clean that shit up" *literally*

by chemistrynonce April 27, 2017

shart slurper

one who slurpes shart

you fucking shart slurping cunt!

so he called me over to bang, but he was just a shart slurper. he layed down on the ground and i got in a hammock above him and gave him something to shlurp on, McAfee style.

by danny mcfart April 2, 2022

Super Shart

Super Shart

When you fart and shit except it's projectile

Branden : Just did a Super Shart

Brandens "Friends" ; No big suprise aye branden ya stinky bastard

by zognar12 August 22, 2022

Dick Shart

A complication of a colovesicular fistula or CVF where an abnormal connection occurs between the bowel and bladder allowing bowel contents to enter the bladder and come out the dick. It is a complication of diverticulitis or Crohns disease

Harry was doing his famous Dick the Dragon routine by lighting a dick fart when the performance came to an abrupt end with the appearance of an unexpected Dick Shart

by greg9255 November 24, 2020

sharted shower

When you realize that you sharted, then take off your clothes, only to have the SHART affixed to your leg or legs. So you decide you have to get into the shower to wash off the shart. Next time, don't shart.

I had a sharted shower in the middle of the night after I awakened from the spicy dinner we ate with a warm sensation on my leg.

by corsendonkian May 8, 2019