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terms of service

terms of service is a long paragraph nobody reads
'i dare you to read the terms of service'
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Service or "ill service'

Man cuz that broad gave me some ill ass service.

Hey gurl you down wit the service?
by Deelicious May 13, 2005
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crowd service

when a naked girl/boy sits on their knees and just waits for a passerby to show they intend to put their cock in their mouth. a crowd can start to form which can easily turn into a blowbang.
When at the sauna, Riley loves to crowd service the random guys that walk around.
by riley.lovecocks January 12, 2021
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Community Service

Ayo! Today ole girl called and asked did I want to bring a friend to “Community Service” I was like shit yeah what you want me to bring she said a strong back and plenty of condoms (A lot of Women present)
Man we got there and it was females everywhere that def was the bestCommunity Service” I ever attended lol
by King Renzo January 31, 2021
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Terms of Service

That ridiculously long page that 99.9999% of people skip because it'll take a week straight to finish reading it all.
First, you must read our Terms of Service and agree to them.

1. No hacking blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.

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✓ I've read and agreed to the Terms of Service

continue
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Self on digital services

Wordplay on cellphone digital services. Basically just a fancy way of saying masturbation
Bill to his wife Linda: self on digital services. Hmmm. Hon are you upgrading your plan? Linda: not unless they can provide me with extra fingers!
by 4realazitgits April 3, 2021
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service spaghetti

When one computer service calls another service, which calls back into the original service, suggesting a messy entanglement that cannot be easily separated. For example, if a social network contacts a search service to gather information, and the search service contacts the social network to finalize its results, we have created service spaghetti.
Our systems have become service spaghetti, entangled and interdependent in ways that are out of control.
by calendar_battleship May 18, 2021
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