Sebastian

Sebastian also know as Seb is the Thickest Human on the planet.

His unparalleled thickness causes everyone one to stare in awe

Damn Sebastian is looking thick as fuck today

Damn Seb is looking thick as fuck today

by Xeno2670 March 12, 2020

Sebastian

That one guy you don’t talk about at the dinner table

(You):Hey you guys remember Sebastian … (other person):Woooooow this casserole is really good

by Cool kid down the street November 27, 2021

Sebastian

The guy who is always taking shit

Damn Sebastian, another shit

by SAUCYGUN May 23, 2022

Sebastian

Some turds float some turds sink

Holy fuck, I didn’t know Sebastian was here

by Gnawedoff November 23, 2021

sebastian

A rude person who uses every tobacco product he can get his hands on. He likes to get drunk and scream while playing games or insult his friends but no-one really cares

"He told me to shut up when i wasnt even talking."

"typicall Sebastian"

by Nogger med extra Choklad September 25, 2017

Sebastian

A piece of shit. He likes to pretend he's cool but in reality, he sucks up to teachers and can't stay out past 8. Likes to pretend he doesn't study for tests and thinks people calling him smart is bullying. Also, you aren't mysterious, you have a very obvious pizza face.

"Wait, who was that bean-pole pimple-covered ass that walked past us?"
"Ew. It was Sebastian."

by R771592 July 09, 2021

Sebastian

Sebastian is a really awesome dude that has good jokes, an high iq and is fun to talk to

Have you ever heard of Sebastian? He is a pretty nice guy.

by :ok November 21, 2021