Pansexual Baikal Seal Rizz

Trying to get into a relationship with a woman despite having little to no social skills whatsoever.

Friend 1: see that girl over there, ima try to talk to her
Friend 2: idk man, Goodluck
"Freind 1 walks to girl
Friend 3: what is he doing?
Friend 2: bro that Pansexual Baikal Seal Rizz
Friend 3: wtf?

by Arboreal Muslim April 23, 2023

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Get the Pansexual Baikal Seal Rizzmug.

Himalayan Seal

The Himalayan Seal is an unfortunate circumstance that has been known to occur while working in the offshore environment. It usually only affects new workers and occurs when using the lavatory/head closest to the engine/pump room. The Himalayan Seal occurs when the unfortunate worker accidentally creates an entirely air-tight seal around the toilet seat with their anatomy, and due to the elevated suction power (from being closer to the primary motor/pump room), the worker's anus gets sucked downward and potentially out of the workers butt-hole

Make sure to remind jimmy to warn the newbies about the himalayan seal... or don't, either way, it's going to be a sucky day.

AHHRRGG, I think I broke my himalayan seal!!!

by honeybuntech January 22, 2022

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Get the Himalayan Sealmug.

Seal

Sea creature, Also a way to close packages.

Example 1: Just went to the beach today. Saw a seal crawling out of the seawater! Cute.
Example 2: Hey man, Just finished making this phone, Now just have to seal it in a ziploc bag and hide it in it's box filled with packaging nuggets.

by Approaching Minimums July 2, 2022

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