Flex seal your god damn mouth

Another way to tell someone to shut the fuck up because they won't stop being a fucking fortnite player

Kenny I with fucking flex seal your god damn mouth shut you gay fortnite player.

by I love izzie999 April 15, 2021

Seal

To jerk off intensively

I sealed so hard after seeing nudes

by Coat69 June 15, 2018

Blood Seal

Another name for a girls hymen after it breaks during sex and causes bleeding.

"Yo he said he broke that girls blood seal. I think it was her first time too."

by BL4CKSH4RK_7 January 9, 2022

Canadian seal hunt

Canadian seal hunt, A group of insignificant hillbillies who hunt defenceless seals, with a club, then they dare to call it 'humane.'

Now we have a space program, we'll kill all the tribbles. Haw!
And we'll find some baby seals to kill! Haw!
We'll sing songs of the great Canadian seal hunt. They dared to look us in eye, so we had to kill the fuckers!

by Iam not Elmer Fudd September 12, 2020

Seal has been broken

A male that has been emasculated, castrated, and sodomized. A male that has submitted to society. A male that has given up his ass.

Look at that sugary bitch. You know his seal has been broken.

by 10THou August 26, 2022

Annoyed Seal

A seal that is annoyed, brainrot, and lives in illinois. He a little bitch

The annoyed seal is a bitch

by ConMine47 August 10, 2024

silly seal

Someone who you love and don't want their feeling to be hurt by calling them a name because they are very insecure but have no reason to be you call them a silly seal

Oh Emma your such a silly seal I love you

by ees September 1, 2017