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thatch scratch

Life felt better after a good thatch scratch.
by Billy Thatchweaver February 7, 2021
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Vinyl Scratch

The pretty rave mare seen in My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic who has 2 different color blue spiky mane and tail with the white coat, music cutie mark and signature alien like sunglasses who entertains all of Equestria with her Disc Jockeying.

She had a litter of 5 foals with Prince Little Money or L Money that naive young royal Stallion who simped over her but knocked her up with 5 little DJ's because they did drugs to get high & fuck together frequently doing lots of hot, sloppy, unprotected sex.
Vinyl Scratch must've been SO SORE after pushing out those 5 little foal bumps in the hospital, I heard she really slapped L Money hard after she was discharged... I saw him with a big black eye when they had the quintuplets at the park...
by Liams Bank July 2, 2025
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badger scratching

A badger scratching means you are feeling the urge to take a poop. It’s that feeling when you know you need to set everything else aside and get to a potty soon.
I need to find a bath room, I have a badger scratching.”
by anonymous July 19, 2021
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snatch n' scratch

a famous dodgeball team, that won the waldron championship. they where the best dodgeball team to ever rule the world!
"dude have you heard of the dodgeball team snatch n' scratch."

"dude shit yeah they rule!"
by rivercooter April 7, 2010
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Sack Scratch

Sack Scratch, also sometimes spelled "Sackscratch" is a native species of northwestern New Jersey. Sack Scratch is the cousin species of the "Jersey Sasquatch". Sack Scratch has also been referred to by some locals as Skunksack, Swampert, Big dirty, Skud Knuckle, Dirty Donald and Donny.

The Sack Scratch is rarely seen walking the streets but when it is, beware of it's stench.
The Sack Scratch is usually hidden away in his den that can only be described as a "bombed out shit hole" that has a stench of shit, piss, old food, dead bugs, sweaty arm pits, rotten cum, gross ball cheese, dirty feet and swamp ass.
The Sack Scratch has a unique smell that is potent enough to singe the eye brows right off your forehead and cause disorientation that may smack you on your ass with a one, two punch. The stench that emits from this horrendous creature is enough to make a freight train take a dirt road.
To keep this creature at bay, you can toss it any kinda snack that is sugary and sweet. But mostly anything besides veggies will do!
Lastly, do not anger the Sack Scratch or he might just break your spine into two pieces and eat you for lunch!
John- What the hell happened to you?
Mike- I think the Sack Scratch is about, My brows were burned right off my face by a mysterious smell!
by Zahvi Bo September 30, 2025
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scratch

Actual Lyric: Hold me closer tiny dancer
Scratch: Hold me close, young Tony Danza
Hold me close, young Tony Danza, "oh scratch".
by Cosmic_G April 7, 2022
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