sausage muffler

The act of sticking a dick in your ass or pussy before a fart or queef.

Bro yesterday I was laying in bed with my girlfriend and she had me do the sausage muffler to make it quiet.

by Terms from work January 22, 2023

meat sausage

The genitalia of a man, specifically the penis. It is similar to a wiener, but significantly larger and plumper and often has a slight curve. Meat sausage.

Did you see that guy's meat sausage? It was the size of a kubasa.

by dude9er October 1, 2013

Dirty sausage

When yo is tripping so hard that you end up covering your man love in mud by rolling in the gutter

Dam dog yo gone and givin your self a "dirty sausage" I told you too get off the hedge

by the blood of their eyes June 19, 2016

Sea Sausage

It's a chunky ass seal.

Person 1: Yo look at that sea sausage!
Person 2: That's a seal.
Person 1: That's what I said.

by Tis I, Jim. October 15, 2019

Sausage sisters

The female version of "Eskimo Brothers." When two women have slept with the same man in their past.

Lady One- "You've slept with Jack too?"

Lady Two- "You know that makes us sausage sisters now, right?"

by Jakungb June 27, 2019

Corned Sausage

Corned Sausage is what happens after you get done with having anal sexual activities with your significant other and when you finish there is a corn kernel stuck in your urethra.

I got done fuckin' this dude and he left me a Corned Sausage, I had to piss it out

by Xx_Cr33p3r_M4n_xX April 30, 2022

Sausage Holster

Vagina.

Here, hide this in your Sausage Holster.

by JAbstract October 8, 2011