sausage sailor

A homosexual man.

Jack told me he's a sausage sailor last night. Got to say I wasn't surprised.

by SiFo4Life'O February 4, 2013

Sausage dildo

Taking a delicious shit into a condom and use it as a dildo (duh).

I could smell my sister's sausage dildo last night.

by Not SeaNanners July 9, 2016

Evan Sausage

The luckiest man in the world coz hes boyfriend of Sssiperwolf and only one to get her pussy.

Evan Sausage is the luckiest man. He may be probably banging Sssiperwolf all day long.

by Saitama 777 February 15, 2021

Sausage Hut

The office or workspace of an individual with sausage fingers. The sausage hut is usually filled with diplomas on the wall. This individual quite often loses paperwork due to his sausage finger defect, which makes it difficult for him to handle paperwork.

I'm going to the Sausage Hut to speak to sausage fingers about the paperwork he can't find. It probably fell out of his sausage fingers when he wasn't paying attention.

by wordword May 24, 2008

sausage dildo

The act of shitting into a condom, tying the condom off, and using said condom as if it were a dildo.

After having left her normal dildo at home Tammy made do with a sausage dildo.

by Chi-hime August 30, 2016

Sausage Rock

Music that females don't listen to. At live shows audience members are comprised solely of males--a mixture of comic book nerds, D&D players, Conan the Barbarian fans. Sometimes they are found sporting homemade Black Flag tattoos. They believe they're awesome, heavy, and tough. Too bad they never have an opportunity to show of for the gals...they're simply not around.

Dave, Josh, Anthony, Erdman, and Mike love to go to sausage rock shows like Immortal.

by pxlchk1 November 23, 2011

Sausage Holster

Vagina.

Here, hide this in your Sausage Holster.

by JAbstract October 8, 2011