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SANS CAR

Sans car is the single greatest vehicle ever invented by the human mind, sadly it hasn't been invented yet but scientists are just about to figure out how to
Man 1:hey dude look at my sweet SANS CAR
Man 2: My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink.

I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up.

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
by HANDS MAKE ME ROCK HARD April 14, 2020
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D-san

A ninja of the highest caliber. The title is a contraction of the name Daniel-san, main character in the 1984 film "The Karate Kid." As of yet, only one ninja has ever attained this rank in recorded history, but his continued existence is unconfirmed on account of his amazing mastery of ninjutsu. Eyewitness accounts of his appearances all seem to indicate he possesses powers of illusion, cat-like agility, and extra-sensory perception. Legend tells that his wisdom is beyond the realm of human understanding. At least one report exists of a woman becoming pregnant after a brief encounter with a shadowy mist-man, and the child she bore bears a curious shuriken-shaped birthmark.

Despite this ninja's storied kindness and just heart, Japanese lore masters have advised any person encountering a tall, handsome ninja with a voice like honey to contact the United Nations. Interpol intelligence suggests D-san may hold the secret to world peace.
Hey, stay away from those shadowy trees. They say D-san haunts these woods.
by pizza_lover March 26, 2009
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san andreas

An opportunity for White middle class pricks to pretend that they're poverty stricken black people living in the 'ghetto'
by coined January 25, 2005
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San Jose

The capital of Silicon Valley. The nation's 10th largest city and 3rd largest in California. The city and its suburbs are home to more high-tech and web-based corporations than anywhere else in the United States including HP, Yahoo!, Google, Intel, Macintosh and Cisco. The city has a very high cost of living and is among America's most expensive to live. Although one of America's largest cities, it has a low crime rate and no skyscrapers but has a diverse population, traffic congestion and air pollution.
San Jose is nice if you make mega bucks working in its high-tech corporations but dam if you don't. San Jose would suck for me. I don't have a lot of money and can't stand diversity.
by krock1dk@yahoo.com August 3, 2007
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San Jose

A City Located In The South Bay. Home Of Cesar Chavez, And Nortenos. Scraps Net Bang The City, But Are Afraid To Bang On Streets Like King And Story. San Jose Is One Of The Best Cities In The Bay Area, And Now Has The Biggest Population In Northern California. Here In San Jose, You Will Find 4 Malls. And Sexy San Jose Chicas Reppin Their City With Sharks Apparel. Home Of Thee Killa Sharks. Don't Fuck With People From San Jose. They're Bad Tempered If You Piss Them Off. There's Alot Of Things To Do In San Jose. The Best Place To Spend Cinco De Mayo At. Lowriders. Thats What San Jo's All About.
Hyna1: What You Bee Reppin? Rep The Hood Bitch.
Hyna2: I'm From East Side San Jose BITCH, Now Get The Fuck Outta Ma Face.
by sonrizaz408 February 15, 2010
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San Diego

City.
Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it 'San Diago', which one translation from German is "a whale's vagina".

Scholars, however, maintain that the true translation was lost hundreds of years ago.
Welcome to San Diego, the greatest city in the world. That's a fact
by davefdhj October 29, 2011
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San Fer

Lets go to San Fer and check out the girls from pacas.
by eUNKNOWN.org March 24, 2005
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