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Salad Eaters 

At least in death, they can act as damned good fertilizer...
Shrub Patrol 1: DEATH TO THE SALAD EATERS!!!
Shrub Patrol 2:AHA!! DEATH TO THE SALAD EATERS!!

Balls Salad 

When a woman dives into a mans scrotum with her mouth.
She then proceeds to suck and nibble softly at each testicle and at times the entire scrotum is put into her mouth and caressed with the woman's tongue.
The beautiful woman in the corner with that nice man is going to be having one hell of a Balls Salad this evening.
Balls Salad by RickyPacific September 2, 2008

PooPoo Salaad 

P̵̧͎̘͉̼̩̉̿̅͊̈́̅̂̀̄o ̡̣̓̀͜ò̶͙̣̥̝̊̌̈̃̋̈̅P ̢̑o̴̥͔̹̬̓́͑̄̕ǭ̵̮̲̪͍̬͇͕̂̄͋́̕ ͉͎̙̻̔͒̈́̄͝S̴͎͒ã̵̧̢̫̝̭̟̲̻͚̱̓̇͝͠ļ̵̢͖͔̼̬̐͊͠a ̥̪͓͓̳̳̭͑̿̂͒a ̛͔̣̩͔̌͌̓͐̑͛͐d ͕̳̻̅͗͝PooPoo Salaad cereal when haves milk
PooPoo Salaad by The Dislike God February 19, 2019

Pressed fruit salad

The pressing of one's penis and scrotum against a pane of glass, forming the image of a banana and two cherries. The opposite of a pressed ham.
That bastard just gave me a pressed fruit salad on my car window!
Pressed fruit salad by Rossi September 18, 2003
A girl that you kniw that you can trust no matter what, she will always be there for you. The best kind of partner, wife or girlfriend that you could ask for. Quite sexy, humorous and a bit weird, but in a way you like for some strange reason.
Daymn have you seen that girl, she is a SALAAAAAAA!!!
Sala by Thank God for Atheists August 6, 2016