speaming

To have a mixed instant message session and real conversation with a co-worker/friend sitting next to you

Mark and Joe started speaming about the best place to go for lunch.

by Robert McGeachy June 13, 2005

salami katana

Another word for a mans shaft

simmiler to pork sword

I got her right in the cunt with my salami katana

by mcbunbun September 1, 2008

Salami Nips

Gigantic ass nipples. Usually seen on shirtless-in-public women with at least 3 kids.

"Damn, those salami nips are yuge!"
"I bet they're so numb you could get a suck and she wouldn't even notice!"
"Is that a dare?"
"You know it."

by FigNewton31 March 8, 2017

Steaming Pile

A heaping helping of fast food, purchased or stolen from KFC, the popular fast food franchise.

Requirements are as follows...

-It has to be literally steaming to the naked eye upon delivery

-It has to consist of no less than four different menu items

-It must be ordered and consumed while either drunk, or severely hung over

To conclude... If you're going to get a Steaming Pile, be ready to get loose with some serious deuce abuse the following morning. A fresh, glistening toilet bowl is a Steaming Pile's closest friend.

Get off the couch right now, son. It's time for a steaming pile.

by snickelfitch January 19, 2012

steamin

when you see a really hot chick, this is what you yell at her.

Damn, whats up steamin!

by Adam Leishman January 2, 2009

Steaming Snow Bowl

A person takes a shit then inserts it into another person's anus then has anal intercourse while the fecies is remainig in the reciver's anus. The sender then ejaculates into the anus making a Steaming Snow Bowl.

Me and my girlfriend tried doing a Steaming Snow Bowl and the shit fell out before i could have intercourse.

by Joshua Longoria December 20, 2007

salamically

Knowing someone's salami intimately.

Oh trey, your salami won't fit into my mouth. It's huge!

by rolo March 15, 2004